It's official: Israel has invaded Lebanon. 
https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-821158
IDF soldiers entered southern Lebanon as part of a ground assault on Monday night as the conflict with Hezbollah continues to escalate, AFP reported.
This is the first IDF ground operation in Lebanon since the Second Lebanon War in 2006.
This follows earlier reports that Israel notified the US that it intends to launch a limited ground operation into Lebanon that could begin within hours, a US official confirmed to CBS on Monday. Other news sources have reported that an Israeli incursion could come within the coming days.
Israeli-Hezbollah tensions boil over into open war
The IDF invasion follows an ongoing pattern of escalation between Hezbollah and the IDF since the start of the Israel-Hamas War.
On Friday, the IDF carried out an airstrike on Hezbollah's central headquarters, killing former secretary-general Hassan Nasrallah.
Previous IDF strikes have killed numerous senior Hezbollah terrorists in recent weeks, including a strike on Beirut that killed at least 16 high-ranking Hezbollah members, including Hezbollah's Operations Division chief Ibrahim Aliq.
This also follows a series of widespread incidents throughout Lebanon and Syria where several communications devices owned by members of Hezbollah, such as pagers and radios, mysteriously exploded, killing several and wounding thousands. Hezbollah and foreign reports accused Israel of being behind the incidents.
The Iran-backed terrorist group has also been firing numerous rockets, drones, and missiles at the Jewish state since the start of the Israel-Hamas War, with the frequent barrages forcing tens of thousands of Israelis to flee from their homes in the North.
The last time Israel sent troops into Lebanon, I was 11 years old. That conflict lasted for 34 days. However, in today's febrile climate, this conflict is (in my view, at least) very likely to drag on for much longer and potentially escalate into a larger regional (and quite possibly even global) war. 
So, rDrama... how long will Israel's war with Lebanon last this time?
Finally, I've got 200 coins if one of you makes a marseyflaghezbollah emoji that we can use to represent Hezbollah (the Lebanon flag one doesn't really cut it when we're talking only about Hezbollah). Just put the Hezbollah flag on 
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Who will come out the victor?
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How is this one measured?
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Pizzashill declares the victor based on his vast repository of knowledge on all things important (pistachio market and Fred Meyer policy)
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If Israel kills 100% of Hezzies they'll all just be replaced by younger, stronger, and angrier new recruits, so a total Hezbollah victory.
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Israel is basically creating Orcs through selective evolution pressure as each new generation of Muslim terrorists becomes more r-slurred but also more bloodthirsty
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That's just the breeding program encouraged by Mohammed
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I'd say Lebanon victory is anything that forces an Israeli retreat or causes large number of Israeli causalities. Israel victory will be apparent as they control the land and airspace. Neither would be Israel failing to control the area while taking few casualties regardless of the number they kill.
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I'm betting Israel rolls Hezbollah back beyond the zone the UN controls, the peacekeepers sit around with their peepees in their hands while Israel blows up every single structure in the area (because they all have Iranian cruise missiles in them), some strongly worded letters get written, Lebanon pretends to be a real country and claims they cut a deal with Israel to actually keep Hezbollah down, the Israelis go back and continue landscaping Gaza so it's a nice building surface for the hotel complex Jared Kushner and MBS will build
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The good ending.
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But did they drop pieces of paper telling people to leave or die? If you do that, you are allowed renovate any building you suspect of having terrorist.
You act like only western collegoids care about palestinoids
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I miss clicked
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I didn't even mean to vote at all.
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Rip our goombling money
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remember, nothing ever happens
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Why are you a bet janny again? You joined this site like two months ago
!metashit
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thread carefully bb this lad is probably the prison snitch
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Replace "sn" with "b"
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Nah you can say whatever you want about moon as long as you don't accuse him of being a p-do like patsy did
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oh so there's levels to making fun of other users oh nooooooo
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Surely it has more to do about being supremely annoying and pissing off the jannies by being supremely annoying, but I'm just speculating
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If you're unable to ignore
@Patsy and his r-sluration you don't belong on this site !metashit
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Well, you seem to be unable to ignore
@starry and his r-sluration, considering that you've made a million socks pretending to be him. Same with 
@Grue and every other 
on the site. 
I don't say anything about all of the r-slurred shit that you do because, quite frankly, I really don't care.
Here, let me ping !metashit too.
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Well that's sorta gay. Hadn't seen that one
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crying to the jannies should be a bannable offence CMV
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But it's totally fine if you do it to SPAL for some reason
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SPAL wasnt a brownnoser, chud
Big difference
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MAP is the preferred term these days.
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Two months of passionately brown nosing the jannies
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I'm pretty sure there was a vote and the !dramatards proles voted for the bet jannies
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lmoa I have beef with you (completely unrelated to Patsy) but I'll hold my tongue
I will say though if you ever want to throw down for real I'm down. My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, in DC. Good luck buddy.
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!superheroes
!slotsmb300
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Pinging !metashit on behalf of
@SexyMcdoogal blame him not me!
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I don't think I've ever even had a conversation with you. I don't know who you are, nor do I care.
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Now you have lol
Also I only know who you are because you went full schizo on the federal government - this is not the epic own you think it is, people should not know you for this
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Same reason as @BrasilIguana
We both tried too blow people up (I succeed)
This post rests on native land
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I hate jiggers
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Wha? There's an invasion going on?
Ok, sure, whatever. Can somebody change the channel to the big game already?
!grillers
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Invasions would be kino if they didn't all require the us to pay for them.
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Did you make that image?
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Yes, it came to me in a vision
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i need Bullet emotes
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Kino but why haven't you played with us
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Does it hurt being this r-slurred?
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Could I get paid in Marseybucks?
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Can you touch it up some? There are some artifacts on the outside of it, and the ears should be pink like other flag Marseys (e.g.
) are. I don't have any Marseybux at the moment, but I will for sure send you the coins. 
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Like this?
Edit: nvm thinkpol's is better
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I sent you and
@thinkpol both 200 coins. 
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Woops. Didn't see these earlier.
Ah well, it's all in a fricking good day's work, motherlover!
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Don't worry, I just sent you 200 coins anyways.
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Thanks!
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didn't the !jidf get bussy blasted last time they did this!?
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Well, this time entire Hezbollah leadership is eliminated. So we shall see.
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