i like this marsey its the best 
HOUSE 
SOURCES SAY IRAN IS PREPARING TO LAUNCH 
BALLISTIC MISSILE 
TOWARDS ISRAEL 
https://x.com/BarakRavid/status/1841109007441735757
🚨🚨🚨Senior White House Official tells me: “The United States has indications that Iran is preparing to imminently launch a ballistic missile attack against Israel"
— Barak Ravid (@BarakRavid) October 1, 2024
SHELTER IN PLACE 
WARNING 
GIVEN BY STATE 
DEPARTMENT 
TO US CITIZENS AND EMPLOYEES
Israel, the West Bank, and Gaza: As a result of the current security situation, the U.S. Embassy has directed all U.S. government employees and their family members to shelter in place until further notice. The U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem reminds U.S. citizens of the continued… pic.twitter.com/6XOzN0C1wU
— Travel - State Dept (@TravelGov) October 1, 2024
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Tie me to a missile and fire it at Tel Aviv
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!slots222
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It's not hard to find consensual penetration opportunities in Tel Aviv.
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They cucked me once with this 'threat' I won't fall for it again
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Is it time for Nothing Ever Happens Bros to officially take the L?
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No, they never do. The problem now is we want to give money to Israel but North Carolina had to go and suffer a "devastating event"
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Now we need to come up with a valid reason as to why Israel needs the money more
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i trust your analysis. im working
on finding a reason why north 
carolina doesnt deserve shit and will immediately deliver it to my inside 
people in the white 
house 
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Israel's sovereignity is more important than a bunch of rednecks' lives I mean this in complete sincerity.
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I wish, but they wont, its over.
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They will do what they did last time. Get on the fricking phone with Bibi and plead for him to let them fire some ICBMs for Arrow3 to intercept. The fricking missiles will be fricking scheduled to be launched at a fricking time convenient for us to shoot down. Khamenei gets his "show of force"/response, Israel gets to show off their tech, Bibi gets to bump his saviour complex, and both Iran and Israel then get to de-escalate a fricking bit while saving face with their own populations.
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Amazing what the power of friendship can accomplish.
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could be just another intentionally not impactful attack
like they did last time, but multiple major 
papers/reliable journ*lists are breaking 
this news
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Man the white house also kept saying they were gonna attack in 24 hours every single day in august and july, I will believe it when I see it at this point.
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Israel should respond by nuking irans nuclear facilities. Only 50% unironically.
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Maybe they will attack right at the northern border where troops are amassed and entering Lebanon. Idk, might just be a posturing stance to make Israel think twice before going balls deep into Lebanon. Methinks nothing is gonna happen and Iran will just let Israel get mired in Lebanon while trying to rile their Iraqi and Syrian proxies to chimp out against Israel and US bases.
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he has returned
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Ayatollah Jashen Khon (IRGC) Tehran
118 years old (pbuh)
Inshallah just let us nuke the satans, I'll do anything please I just want to see the fires of shaitan one last time before Jannah
Reformist moderate
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DEATH TO ISRAEL
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zoz
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Zozbot confirmed NOT a zogbot.
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zle
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zozzle
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Please, just fricking
level Haifa turn it to dust.
That is literally
ALL I want for christmas 
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why do you hate Haifa's multicultural multi-religious residents
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It doesn't need to be Haifa specifically, Tel Aviv would
just trigger the apocalypse 
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Snapshots:
https://x.com/BarakRavid/status/1841109007441735757:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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I'm so fricking tired of this tbh. That part of the world is useless
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I CANT WAIT TO DIE FOR ISRAEL
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Your device is infected with Pegasus btw
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Iran's final warning
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DO IT!!!!! DO IT!!!!!!
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TOTAL PERSOID DEATH
GLORY TO ISRAEL
DEATH TO AMALEK
THE WILL OF ISRAEL AND HER PEOPLE SHALL NOT BE CHALLENGED
MAY YHWH GUIDE US
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Time for the US aegis system to own Iran.
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They embarrassed themselves last time. Gotta actually hit something and risk WWIII, or else be a b-word forever
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Gotta get /fit/ before the conscriptions start to come…
…if I'm gonna get killed in the deserts of Iran, I might as well get killed in style
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Hopefully they kill natenyahu
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Well if they do and ww3 finally starts I'll be the last to know. Still stuck in the void in western NC. Lmao
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Wow really bad idea. They are gonna be in for it when Iran retaliates. They might even raise up two scary red flags
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Don't they kinda deserve it at this point for engaging in rocket strikes against Lebanon for the entire past week
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