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@Soren

@TwoLargeSnakesMating

@Certifiedbussyoperator

@idc

@Absinthe

@AbsinthesOffshoreAccount

@JoeBiden2

@JanniesTongueMyAnus


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Off the top of my head:

God drowned the entire planet for no particular reason, told some neighbor to build a fricking aircraft carrier by hand if he wanted to live.

Nuked a city because it was full of flaming homosexuals.

Told some guy to murder his son for the heck of it then changed his mind right before he did it.

Killed thousands of babies to punish Egyptians for being peepees to the Jews.

Egypt said frick you people and let them go, only for God to do a little trolling and compel the Egyptians to chase them anyway.

Split the ocean in half, let Jews cross, murders thousands of Egyptians that he compelled to chase them.

Cucked Joseph just so he could turn himself into human form, trolled the Jews relentlessly, got murdered just so he could resurrect himself, create a new religion and dab on the Jews til the end of time.

Has refused to elaborate ever since.

:#marseymerchant: :#seethejak:

Snapshots:

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Me on the right

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Follow me on bird app

https://twitter.com/Schizocel

I am a Puppy, BottomGuy, slave, sub, slut

just Ask me;)

i am guy for oppen proposition

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:#marseylegion:

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Didn't god also turn some people gay as a punishment for worshipping idols? I can't find the passage but I suspect google is censoring it.

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Doreen makes a good nose :marseypass:

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:chadthanksqueencapy:

Sneks wanted me to make a badge for jannied jannies (including pre-kristallmopt demops)


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:marseystars: That means i would get this beauty?

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Inshallah If sneks approves it then ye

Apparently I was supposed to do this but Tl;dr***

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***(and also didn't see his message until after I made this lol)


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Lmaooo :marseyxd: it's basically the same

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I made this one first but sneks thought it was "too phallic"

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:#marseylaugh:

You really are the best user here

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:chadthanksqueencapy: I fixed it and added erdogan to give it a Turkish connection

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I'm assuming this is what sneks was looking for


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@TwoLargeSnakesMating please approve:marseyinshallah:

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It looks awesome, how do I earn it?

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Be an ex janny and hope sneks adds it as a badge


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Can you janny and immediately unjanny me then?

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I don't have the power to add jannies, only sneks and my beloved πŸ‘ 🚐 can :marseycry:


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I'm sorry to hear that, friend. Here's hoping you can develop a schizo spell that lets you add moderators.

Sneks and eye-van... @Carp @capybara-man is he referring to you two?

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Sneks is Twolargesnakesmating and πŸ‘ 🚐 is aevann


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I've never heard of Twolargesnakesmating, have I been living under a rock? I thought Carp and Aevann were the two top dogs.

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@TwoLargeSnakesMating appeared out of nowhere a couple months ago (:marseyglow:) and is a codecelgod and has been codemaxxxing and contributing a lot of code to the site.

Aevann is super nice and universally beloved and added a bunch of people as janny and then it was decided that there were too many so he removed most of the jannys. (Hence what this badge is for, it is their payment for Doing it For Free). So to prevent a surplus of Jannys from happening again he removed the button to promote people to janny and now has to go into the database to do it and only he and snakes can do that


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I see. @TwoLargeSnakesMating @Aevann thank you, codecels, for being the only jannies on this site who do actual honest labor!

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Snakes is probably the most intelligent and competent living American and definitely the most intelligent and competent rdrama user

I am obviously including myself in this

Snakes makes me humble


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707881499271494.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17101210991135056.webp

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Wow, makes me wonder why he, someone who doesn't seem to have any long-running history with the dramasphere, decides to spend so much time improving this website when he could do something that actually pays him with his codecel skills.

Oh right, autism. Regardless, I appreciate it.

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I don’t care if it looks like trash, a badge is a badge and I need them all.

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ENOUGH META-DRAMA SHIT

Groomercord users, and Namestragging, oh my! :marseypearlclutch::marseymeds:

Since every community these days has to have an off-site groomercord for no reason, rdrama has an off-site groomercord! Why does a zero effort shitposting website need a groomercord? Because some people are terminally attention starved and need to form cliques for validation.

This has, predictably, led to some users building up personas and in-jokes on groomercord and then inflicting them on users of the website. These spectacularly unfunny cute twinks then get updooted because people know them from groomercord, which gives us great frontpage content such as this!

If you see a comment chain with a bunch of signature blocks that are just large meme images, skip it, because odds are that it's going to be 50 or so comments worth of groomercord jannies pinging each other.

:#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizoexcited::#marseyschizoidiolove::#marseyschizosorenlove::#marseytedsimp:

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Valid

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But cute?


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Meh

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You suck at photoshop.

The perspective on the hat is wrong, you haven't faded the edges of the objects and you haven't balanced the color temperature between the images.

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I don't use photoshop I use Snapchat

All of those things I did intentionally to generate seethe and not because I was too lazy to frick around with photopea on my phone

Also the Jew hat is called a kippah


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bardfinn


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Neighbor what

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