America has to collapse as a global superpower first so nobody gives a shit about punishing a citizen. Then the American media empire unburdened by the FCC can get fricking nuts.

There's such a wide variety of Americans. Asia is so limited too, I just wanted to make the racial slur joke.

"This is Steve, he's an insurance adjuster from New Jersey. He thinks he's going on some casual, easy s*x tourism in Thailand this week. What he doesn't know is that the Thai police are cracking down on prostitution country wide due to a recent s*x trafficking incident!. We're also sending Steve to one of the seediest whorehouses in Bangpeepee known as a point of interest for 4 different cases involving missing tourists! Perhaps he'll even be caught in the middle of an age discrepancy issue, ha, ha!"

I mean the last time we wanted to a mayo there was so much drama

That was the best drama of my life. Was the biggest meme in my school that year, constantly talking about his getting beaten. Those were good times.