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Kino speech. Didn't have to raise his voice or be theatrical at all for it to be powerful and to get his point across.

Extra points for it being in English.

I'd rate it 9/10.

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He's from Cambridge law

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Well I suppose that would help.

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who was he?

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Prime minister

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Gives me serious Feynman vibes, some of it I guess is recording quality, but also mannerisms etc.

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Feynmans book was one of my favourite things as a young programmer. Love that dude

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Check out this: https://andrewmbailey.com/papers/2917 stuff/man who was too lazy to fail.pdf (pointed to me by @J) (a short story by Heinlein), this is such a programmer story.

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:#marseyfingerhearts:

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It was SOO good I'm still kinda reeling from it. Like, after all that,

Let it go with this: I don't think Dave thought of himself, as an “efficiency expert” but every job he ever held he simplified. His successor always had less work to do than his predecessor.

I was like, okay, I want to be Dave-like, this is my modest goal in life. If I achieve this, I'm good. It is not much but this is how we eventually lift ourselves to Heaven. Sniff.

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I feel that way myself. I love automation and leaving things better than I found them

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LKYs Chinese is actually not that good from what I remember. He was better at some of the Malay and other ethnicity languages from the area like Penang

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I'd love to travel there but even I'm too wacky for their culture. They maintain order by keeping people:marseytrollcrazy: like me away.

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people like me away.

how so?

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I chew a lot of gum for instance. They have rules against that for a reason. !slots123

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you can chew gum here, you just cant import it for sale

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I read theres a lot of rules about it though.

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nah lol people bring gum in from malaysia all the time

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can I chew it wherever I want?

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:#marseyagree:

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is this what is known as cane baiting?

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No, frick no? What the frick are you thinking?

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https://media.giphy.com/media/G4Ihli2UThrBS/giphy.webp

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can i bring it in, like in my baggage, or is it contraband?

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can i bring it in, like in my baggage

yes

unless it's a whole carton & they get sus

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do u want me to bring u a whole carton when I inevitably wind up visiting Singapore?

what's ur fav brand?

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why do you want to be fined? lol

to be honest i'm quite over chewing gum from the years of overchewing on gum everytime i'm overseas lol

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what brand would cause you to relapse? I'll bring some

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Can I bring my gun to Singapore?

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no

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Will that change if I start waving it around and yelling once I get there?

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? the unenforced no buttsex law was already repealed

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:#gigachad2:

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What other qualities do you share with a durian?

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I'm not allowed in hotels or on airplanes.

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:#marseybrap:

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That was pretty fricking rad

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ah gong rolling in his grave rn watching his sons and the clowns in parliament :marseyclown2:

stick some copper on him and his coffin can solve our energy needs for the next 100 years

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most reddit way to describe a dead politician

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>A Mimic Ate 70 Coins!

:#marseylaugh:

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Singapore was like the only colony that actually learned the correct lessons from the British Empire I see

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I see LKY, I upmarsey.

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Singaporechads are legitimately based though.

Once again proving that non-mainland chinx are the only good chinx. They also might be severly neurodivergent seeing the their concentration here.

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In college, we showed our Singaporean tank commander roommate 2girls1cup. He didn't bat an eye and only said, "I like dat :marseycoomer2:"

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Is he referring primarily to the British or the Malaysians?

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According to the wiki it happened just after the Malaysians kicked them out of whatever confederation.

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Talk about killing a Golden Goose. Lol

(I realize Singapore wasnt an economic powerhouse yet, but they've drastically surpassed Malaysia in per-capita GDP since then)

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Great speech. What happened to the ability to give a good speech?

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I think :marseychildclutch: the public is to accepting of bad speeches, 99% of politicians don't even try to hide that they're reading :marseyhijab: off a speech :marseyfreezepeach: off a card or teleprompter that they've just seen for the first :marseywinner: time. Probably doesn't help that the actual delivery :marseyunibombersaint: is forgotten about in seconds while news talking heads will pick apart :marseyvenn6: word choice :marseychoice1: devoid of context for days.

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Holy frick that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upmarsey! Take another from my second account! Heck, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping butthole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I'll even give you the PIN numbers! Heck, you can take the whole darn house while you're at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I'm willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there's only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:

If it wasn't a goddarn repost

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Anyone got a link to this video? I want to share it with some friends without the rdrama url

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