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Erm then why are they mostly in relationships while men are not?
Seems like they got in backwards. Noble kings don’t need no waifu
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Seems like an american problem as one of my friends went as far as going back to his home country to find a girl. Now they're getting married in a few months. And it seems its what other dudes with money are doing too.
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I found dating so hopelessly difficult in America, that I decided to literally learn another language and relocate to another country. I felt like I had no future in America because of that. The difference where I am now is night and day. I have had to decline more dates and advances, which never happened before. Which I feel confirms my belief in the toxicity of dating in America.
What a absolute genetic loser. It is not hard to get laid as a young guy
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Amen
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Next time they do a survey like this they really should ask them their sexual orientation. I have no doubt that 99.5% of these are stragcels.
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Any gay man that can't frick is genuinely r-slurred, like what physical trait could totally disqualify you from strag lust.
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Literally have to be severely disgusting to not get laid as a gay man. Obesity isn't even a disqualifier, it goes beyond that, like you need to have a crippling mental disorder that impacts your physical appearance and hygiene.
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Dusty fatass - https://www.redgifs.com/watch/steelbluesaltyloggerheadturtle#rel=tag%3Agay%2Cdaddy%2Ca;order=trending
Mediocre balding moid - https://www.redgifs.com/watch/carelesslikablepeapeepee#rel=tag%3Agay%2Cdaddy%2Cg;order=trending
Sissy ethnique - https://thumbs44.redgifs.com/PhonyLankyCommabutterfly-mobile.mp4?expires=1677178800&signature=v2:23469c84dcb47bd44788654fc201c55b4bbf553fe0c7ad92c9c7d11e7d055bac&for=103.79.183.228&hash=6163438793
Thigh high femboys - https://thumbs44.redgifs.com/AdolescentCooperativePooch-mobile.mp4?expires=1677178800&signature=v2:6e8e9df65f92545d16d8d18810881e9e1b6f8b22128621c44d8fe7a0405e906d&for=103.79.183&hash=7011125643
Zoomers - https://thumbs44.redgifs.com/AdolescentCooperativePooch-mobile.mp4?expires=1677178800&signature=v2:6e8e9df65f92545d16d8d18810881e9e1b6f8b22128621c44d8fe7a0405e906d&for=103.79.183&hash=7011125643
Less than five minute search to find all kinds of undesirables getting fricked, some by extremely hot guys. I agree, no excuses.
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Everyone is just getting what they deserve, everyone believes they deserve to a decent lover when nearly all zoomers are various shades of subhuman that don't passes any of their owns tests. Zoomer foids deserve zoomer scrotes and vice versa, they're equally subhumans. This is like a meth addict trying to talk about awful heroin addicts are, just embrace that you're a barely human insect passing as human instead of obsessing over this secular heaven through connection to a pure other. There are no ladylike foids and no knight scrotes in the west, embrace that fact, the era of relationships which last a lifetime based on meaningful love are over. Stop coping about resurrecting the past, it's over.
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It's not really over, it's just harder. Which might as well make it completely over for the majority of zoomers.
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Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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Now do the survey without incel losers terminally online jerking off to anime porn. Chad dudes are doing just fine.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Woman moment. We expect better of you.
This works until your birthrate collapses below replacement levels, social security fails, the majority of the male population loses motivation and quits producing any form of economic output. Development stagnates and the population enters a feedback loop of declining population with rampant polygamy, child marriages, and other shit we banned for good reason.
See Asia which is already doomed to fail (outside of due to arranged marriage), or Europe which started importing aggressive c*m pumps years ago when they saw the writing on the walls.
With the rate inceldom is spreading it has to be acknowledged as an actual issue and the source of the problems has to be dealt with.
This is precisely why women should not be allowed to "deal with" real world problems, and gay men should run all facets of government.
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terminally online moment
bruh just go chat up girls ffs. It's not hard. You people need to get friends. You will invariably have that guy in your friends group short bald and fat and curshing kitty cuz he has social skills.
Stop wasting time with muh birthrates and muh online stats and go chat up girls jfc
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Groddy
But yeah I know this girl who let some join the distinguished group of men who've gone up her butt, because she liked his Pokémon.
He was just short though
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Seee, opportunity arises in mysterious ways! Pokeman fan? Put it in my butt, big boy.
Nobody wants to here about muh birthrates. Who frickin cares. Lets frick. Chads don't care because they are chads.
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I have a girlfriend r-slur lmao, stop having woman moments. Go run over a curb or something.
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"girlfriend'
Lets see your anime pillow.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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When I give up on pretending to be human, I will buy an anime pillow.
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Doesn't this imply that more older women are single than older men?
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No. Older women can still have multiple partners, each concentrating on a few men, leaving most men single.
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um okay incel
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This is entirely men's fault for allowing these soulless creatures to vote, work, and divorce all while making corrective marital punishment a crime and stigmatizing public shaming.
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Oh man, most young guys aren't dealing with foid nonsense? The horror.
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Pizza I give you shit , and rightly so might I add , but this is the realest shit you ever posted.
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many of these young women live on tinder and are confusing friends with bennies with an actual relationship.
the wall is gonna hit gen z foids just as if not harder than it hit millennial foids aka I tried to baby trap some guy but all I got out of it was 18 years of child support.
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We need babies pizza, it's how the society continues.
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Why would I care about society?
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"Why yes, society gives not one frick about you, but you better heckin' care about society."
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Ahhh and this is why you support the Dems, it all makes sense now
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I dont support anyone. Rightoids are just too r-slurred to take seriously.
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I’m glad I’m not a burger because it seems to me
D: sensible policies, pants on head r-slurred politics
R: pants on head r-slurred policies, sensible politics
As though R operates on a meritocracy of utter ghouls and psychos, whereas D has one guy who writes the platform and hands it off to a zoo of shit flinging subhumans.
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please, cool it with the anti-semitism
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Well...yeah, you right.
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Because someone needs to wipe you butt when you're 70(i assume you will age very poorly)
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I plan to be dead well before 70.
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The wealthy tend to leave you broken rather than kill you after their “Most Dangerous Game” re-enactments. You should probably install a phone bomb.
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Patrician.
Kino even.
Dare I say? Based.
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Certain folks are having babies just fine
We don’t need anymore vanilla gorillas chud
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They've actually moved from 13% of the population to 12%. Not sure how they measure this or if there's a one drop rule.
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Pretty sure that's self-ID from the census.
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Black single mothers
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Those bucks will be broken
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Love 'em or hate 'em, incels are more right about things than not. People just hate to hear about it.
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Incels are a lot like commies; they identify problems pretty correctly, but their proposed solutions are so dogshit that they make even the problems themselves look absurd.
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state mandated gf works
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IMO, Incels are more rightoid wingcucks than cummies.
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lol why is it always the frickin pinknames that have these loser incel takes jfc
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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sure, I'm the one coping. whatever helps you sleep, loser.
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I hate women so much it makes me want to throw up
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Silicon Valley nerds debate masculine and feminine attraction in this thread
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In a relationship don't mean what it did 20 years ago.
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This. It’s even worse because half these relationships are self-described “situationships”
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The modern foid don't even hide it, the zoomers that I work with are younger than my kids and they openly talk about peepee appointments and juggling side dudes.
The advice I give these dudes is just take leave in the Philippines, dealing with these American women ain't worth it anymore.
All the decent trad military women are wife'd up by 20 (as they should be)
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you have never been near military my ddog
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I've met a few.
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The only thing trad about them is how offended they get if you suggest otherwise.
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I saw this on the Chinese spyware installed on my phone (tiktok) where the incels are literally going overseas to grab up hoes. They had a name for it though that I don't remember.
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Passport bros
Or as we use to call them
Sexpats
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No such thing. They're like nurses but more physically fit.
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Very much this. You're not terrible for a hawkeye fan.
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Strag’s options are worn out or literally unfrickable. So glad I have a pool of rich introvert scrotes to pull from.
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this pool seems fricking endless lmao
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