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Programmer of a project with _9 billion downloads_ does it for free and is at a breaking point. (he also went to prison for manslaughter ? )
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Imagine donating just to pay for some random Russian foid's new iphone
This whole thing sounded like a misunderstanding of open source anyway. Don't start an open source project expecting to get paid for it. Non-paid open source is exclusively autism powered and if you don't have that desire then just drop it and get a job. I guess the real reasoning is that it's much more interesting to do this kind of personal project stuff rather than work for some soulless corp on their financial backend or whatever and so he's trying to do the fun thing and get paid for it.
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I think people keep coming down hard one way or the other but there does need to be a solution to the unpaid FOSS software the world runs on.
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The world doesn't owe you a solution to your personal lack of foresight. You should have thought about this before you decided to rely on free and open-source software. Now you're just whining because you're too cheap or too lazy to pay for the software that you need. Grow up and take responsibility for your own choices.
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I thought this was a well thought out comment but then I saw that it was from you and that you do no thinking.
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You obviously don't know how to read if you think my comment was well thought out. Perhaps you should learn how to before you make any more comments.
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There is. Don't make it FREE for everyone.
FOSScels need to be realistic.
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why do they keep winning.
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There were foids playing in the streets that he ran over. That is what he has to pay for.
Bio foids ruin everything.
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