This is the guy who my hit post was about so I figured I owed it to him to shill his course.
edit I linked the wrong post:
https://www.computerenhance.com/p/performance-aware-programming-series
This is the guy who my hit post was about so I figured I owed it to him to shill his course.
edit I linked the wrong post:
https://www.computerenhance.com/p/performance-aware-programming-series
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It amazes me how little some programmers care about performance these days. Esp webshits.
The internet is no better than it was, 5 or even 10 years ago. It is however a frick of a lot heavier.
!codecels javascript hate thread!
inb4: Buh python sucks 2!
Yes it does and that's why real programmers use D. Real real programmers use D in betterC mode
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Based D-Enjoyer. It's the language for 25 year old boomers
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lmao it really is, but I love it. I wrote my own copy of gnu yes the otherday for funsies and managed to get ~ the same performance as the OG in far less code
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JavaScript is great cause they pay me lots of money to write in it
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"lot" i mean better than stapling shoes
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But we both know that backend especially dev ops devs earn a lot more
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Can confirm, backend devsecops. Tho now going for fullstack soon.
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Fullstack earns more than both, which is what I do
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Well they have to, no self respecting man would do it otherwise
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If you think the internet isn't more feature rich now you've lost your mind. Is it bloated? Of course, but when I hit checkout I can be reliably sure I'll be done with my order in seconds with a very low failure rate and no need to enter credentials on some sketchy site. If I'd need anything calculated there is already some pre-built widget that handles it. It's rare for anything to be have a load time. Ram is dirt cheap, keep your efficiency fetish to yourself because nobody else gives a shit. If the internet has gone downhill it's the fault of SEO frickers and social media dropping the average iq of netizens 25 points.
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U sir don't use rural internet
Don't know what a widget is and I don't want to
lmao stfu. Github releases have a loading time since they swtiched a straggy javascript drop down menu. Outright broke the site for anything stuck on android 4.4.4 or before
Which is why I'm using it for AI porn, keep ur webshit to css and html so I have more to spare!
NO!
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I would say in the coof time the hardware for servers also rised a lot. I have no connection to it but i heard its still high for now
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I don't have many issues with JavaScript, once you remove the tumor that is NPM. JavaScript is pretty convenient, until you strap that pile of shit onto it.
Also frick React, TypeScript, and any of those major frameworks. Just use some basic CSS library if you're really too r-slurred to use a flexbox correctly
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We had a huge Consultancy which is recognized world wide do a project for us. Like they are known as one of the best. What did we get? React app written in JAVASCRIPT (not TS) in 2023. No proper component structure, no STATE MANAGEMENT nothing. I hate webshits and this made me hate them even more. Frick javascript, and anyone who use it in 2023 straight to gulag
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I miss when java was everywhere. U do something in java now and people look at u funny
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J2EE times. I even wrote my college final project in Java. thank god for c# though
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No we write in C/C++, Fotran, and assembly when we need the neurodivergent improvements.
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Hey this is pretty good
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JAVASCRIPT SUCKS OH MY GOT I HATE IT SO MUCH
I lost an hour of my life because JS decided that you can only use the
this
context if you define a function like this:function ()
and not this:() =>
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