They pulled Note 7 off production so this r-slur made his own.
Mentally questionable makes a out of a Samsung Phone, awaiting accidental soon!
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"Hmm yes I would need extra charging ports."
Something just mildly sharp piercing the battery would light up the phone brighter than professional fireworks.
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Hopefully it's right next to his testicles when it goes
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There are other sinister things you can do with that area
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That looks like something that should be sent per mail
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Androidailures are wretched nerds. Just buy an iPhone already enough of this gay jailbreak custom firmware hardware hax bullshit to make an ugly broken thing
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Every breath you take
www.inverse.com/article/16929-apple-watch-will-now-remind-ou-to-breathe
Every move you make
www.komando.com/security-privacy/secret-map-tracking-apple/465598
Every bond you break
www.acecilia.medium.com/apple-is-sending-a-request-to-their-servers-for-every-piece-of-software-you-run-on-your-mac-b0bb509eee65
Every step you take
www.usatoday.com/story/tech/columnist/2020/09/08/iphone-tracking-everywhere-you-go-how-find-setting/5695132002
I'll be watching you
www.thehackernews.com/2017/10/iphone-camera-spying.html
Every single day
https://sneak.berlin/20201112/your-computer-isnt-yours/
Every word you say
www.nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2018/08/13/siri-is-listening-to-you-but-shes-not-spying-says-apple
Every game you play
www.techstory.in/apple-slammed-by-epic-games-chief-for-spyware-cowtools
Every night you stay
www.iphonelife.com/content/your-iphone-spying-you
I'll be watching you
www.foxbusiness.com/technology/apples-siri-is-eavesdropping-on-your-conversations-putting-users-at-risk
Oh, can't you see
You belong to me
www.truthout.org/articles/apple-employee-blows-whistle-on-illegal-spying-and-toxic-working-conditions
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
www.macrumors.com/2011/04/25/federal-lawsuit-filed-over-apples-location-tracking-in-ios
Every move you make
www.stopspying.org/latest-news/2021/10/1/stop-condemns-apple-for-tracking-iphone-location-when-turned-off
Every vow you break
www.appleinsider.com/articles/16/09/29/apple-acknowledges-tracking-imessage-metadata-and-sharing-it-with-law-enforcement
Every smile you fake
www.abc4.com/news/tech-social-media/yes-your-iphone-is-taking-invisible-pictures-of-you
Every claim you stake
www.wonderfulengineering.com/u-s-apple-store-employees-are-working-to-unionize-and-theyre-using-android-phones-to-keep-apple-from-spying-on-them/
I'll be watching you
www.computerworld.com/article/3628454/apples-plan-to-scan-us-iphones-raises-privacy-red-flags.html
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Don't Google's android phones do the same? Doesn't its software also do the same on Samsung's phones?
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Most telemetry on android revolves around Google Play Services, which (unless you're a cuck with a Verizon phone) can be removed if you wish to disconnect your phone from Google's data collection.
There are schizoROMs that are centered around that idea to the extreme like Graphene or Calyx.
American samsungs should not be even thought of and if you've bought a carrier Samsung you should genuinely keep yourself safe. There are little american samsung devices (especially non-S/Note series) that can be flashed to remove OS-level spyware.
Apple on the other hand hardcucks you into getting kept a look on by Tim Apple and co. by a phone you have bought and which is not even fully owned by you because you are not supposed to jailbreak or repair it whatsoever.
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Yeah bro let Steve jobs cuck your wife
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Iphone sucks and Apple sucks. These are facts
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Why don't they just make a phone with 30000mah in it. I would actually like that. Market it as a g*mer phone.
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https://thenextweb.com/news/bad-news-for-anyone-who-wanted-that-ridiculous-energizer-phone
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Just buy one of those battery bank things at Wal Mart ffs
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Everything I've told you is true, and backed by the experts. I have no mistake to admit here. At this point, I'm convinced you're just trolling; and I'm no longer engaging you.
Snapshots:
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I assumed those hands would be sexy Indian dude colored. Not even a 3d printed case
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