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this
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TF is UP with YOU "people" I did NOThing to you cute twinks i and I really do not understand why I am this sort of meme like character like tf did I do are yall so uncreative that you take everything from my buddy schizocel,l, Myself I am not ever than funny, ????? no reason for all of this memeshit you should keep yourself safe BIPOC
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Howd they downmarsey you?
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from notifs bb
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Whyd you get a notif for his comment doe
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i got the notif from the !downmarseyr ping bb n from there u can downmarsey the nikka who pings u n the nikka he commenting at
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downsorened !soren !downmarseyrs discuss
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who is soren?
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soren deez nuts
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My alter-ego
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I wonder the same. Your truescore is "only" 30k, it's not like you're Carp or Chiobu and are in every single thread. Were you big on Dramacord when it existed or something? Were you really active on the sub? If you really are friends with schizocel, that's probably why; he's insanely active and memed you, it probably caught on from him.
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No hes a """funny""" schizocel meme that other """"""funny"""''' dramatards adopted.
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he's a forced meme that unfunny cute twinks spammed until it became le epic rdrama ""culture""
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1. not active on dramacord
2. I'm from srd
3. correct
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Why are YOU always so mean to me like I did NOThing to you but all you do is be rude to me all I ever wanted was to be your friend but NOOOO you harassmaxx me and now look what I’ve become this all your fault soren ALL YOUR FAULT
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u r dumb
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What’s this copypasta from?
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my mind you worthless b-word
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They hate you cause they didn't assimilate into you
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