They're also asking for 45 days of pet bereavement leave
Orange site sneed: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35832910
They're also asking for 45 days of pet bereavement leave
Orange site sneed: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35832910
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Smart choice, Apple customers already pay 200% tip for a logo, it'd be easy to tell them to pay more.
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@HailVictory1776 deliberate
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Oh I don’t ceee I just put it on my Apple Card
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Apple > windows, iOS > android
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TempleOs>>>>>>>>>>>>winshit/rottenapple
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Or maybe because the software just works, and works great?
Poorcel.
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Have you ever looked at the MAID demographics, poorcel?
The only one who will be roping is the doctor tying the metaphorical noose around your neck.
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You use software designed for grandmas. I make 150k and I use software that actually lets me do what I want, because I'm not an invalid
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Sure you do.
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Not even that high where I live.
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i got asked to tip at ulta like no b-word u didn't do shit i found a primer my own damb self FOH
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I've had drive through ask for tips
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I always give a tip:
Should've stayed in college.
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They did, they just picked the wrong degree that’s why they’re still being wagies
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I got pizza at a frickin gas station diner where they chucked 2 slices from the hot case into a carryout box and got prompted for a tip
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Have a blessed day!
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Wait like just at the normal register?
Lmao
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yes!!! she turned that tablet thingy towards me n there was 15% 20% n 25% tip options iirc i told her to her face i ain't tipping on a $12 primer ffs
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Haha holy shit
Penny how many years do you think until the self checkout lanes get a tip option?
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😒😒 next year imma guess
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The audacity of some of these wagies, lmao
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Was she a cac
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ye bb lmao
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Tell that cac b-word where she can stick the frickin tip lmao
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Wtf does any of this mean, penny? Trans lives matter
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ulta is a makeup store like sephora sweetie primer is like a base layer under foundation or concelar helps hold the foundation better esp if u got more oily than dry skin tho u can find hydrating face primers
it's foid shit bb sry 😕
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Oh @Awoo thought you ordered a Michelob Ultra, in which case you should tip. And then you started talking about primer and @Awoo was confused because @Awoo could swear Home Depot doesn't sell beer. Trans lives matter.
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You had me at makeup store but now you added Photoshop to the mix and lost me smh
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idgi sry bb idk computers
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Ikr they don't even fix it themselves they just "place an order" smh.
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Apparently the stores went down the shitter.
I knew a guy who was high-up in store management and there was an incident of Black workers conspiring to get white workers fired
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That never happens, and even if it did, they deserved it!
They probably had a stray thought of racial slurs at some point.
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I wonder why
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But they all ended up fired somehow for assaulting the customers
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I had a manager at a tropical smoothie berating the workers on why they don't get tips instead of finishing my wrap. I had to interrupt her and ask her to go cook my food to even get her started.
Sorry I'm not fricking tipping for counter service.
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Sentinel
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Tipflation is real, I stopped feeling guilty about leaving zero tip at food trucks a long time ago
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Food Trucks make sense to tip. They're trapped in a shitty metal box all day with cooking stuff, and they're actual the ones doing the cooking. I have no reservations tipping my taco truck boys because they actually provide a service and do work (unlike servers who add absolutely nothing to my dining experience).
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nah bro if you want more money for the service put it in your price. Tip for sit down restaurants only (10%).
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Counterpoint: that's the life they chose
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It's not even their business lol; just some college dropout trying to rack some weed money.
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Shitty food trucks yeah
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Darn that's better than most tech jobs yes I would like over six months of severance for my job where I hand people an ipad to swipe their credit card
So you get a tip for being good at your job and then the union gives it to people who worked more hours than you seems like a glorious system
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This might actually be one of the things Apple concedes to, they don't have to directly pay and the cost is shifted onto the customers lmao. I guess if you're walking into an Apple store in 2023 you deserve as much.
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YES HELLO WHICH ONE IS THE IPAD OKAY THANK YOU HERE IS $50 FOR YOUR HELP
Guess these people have it coming
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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God I fricking hate unions. A sane society would just allow you to tell these people to frick off there's the door.
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$2,000 tablet + tip
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Please post this to reddit
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yeah post it to /r/antiwork lmao
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I hope they get ransacked out of business
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Here’s a tip: don’t work at the Apple Store
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Holy shit, do zoomers really
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I just saw an Apple store that had some sappy "we love the environment!" sign pasted all over the windows.
Idgaf if you help destroy the environment (XLR8 ), but any rube stupid enough to think that anti-repair, proprietary-charger-loving Apple gives a frick about muh environment deserves to get a 15-25% tard charge on top of their overpriced mid tech.
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You should always have a tip option, free money from r-slurs
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Americhads stay winning
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just say no lm0a
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if you work for tips you should get a new job.
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Neighbor is on point
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A tip jar in an Apple store
Someone hook a generator to Jobs' revolving corpse
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Even reddit says frick no
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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The pet bereavement leave is the only reasonable ask. I’d be devastated if I lost my kitty.
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If I had an employee ask for over a month of work off because of a fricking gerbil, I’d never hire another zoomer again.
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let cute twinks tip
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