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The entire world plays football and only Euros are like this
It's Germany's fault somehow
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absolutely ironic that burgers would say europoors get brain injury from football when they're the ones that have players get concussions from their "football" (which doesn't use foot lmao)
trans lives matter
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the burger obsession with large black men doesn't take long too expose itself
trans lives matter
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It's relevant because black people are less intelligent. Try to keep up
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I also noticed that your username is Blackpokemon...do you have some sort of obsession with black things?
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:What the frick you think you know 'bout me, bird brain? You think just 'cause my username is Blackpokemon I'm some sorta BIPOC lover or somethin'? You best think again, white boy. I don't give two shits 'bout no black things. Now get the frick outta my face 'fore I put a bullet in yo' butt.
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This was traced over a brit
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Euros project harder than a redditors home movie system.
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Now this might strike some people as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this exchange should die.
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As a red blooded American man, my taste in athletes is like Leonardo DiCaprio's taste in women. I only enjoy traumatic brain injuries if they're under 25.
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A lot of Americans don't use foot because they have diabetes.
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Does it trigger your PTSD if you bring up Germany and football in the same sentence?
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It's called soccer
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Y'all talkin bout stragball up in here?
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22 sweaty men chasing balls for 90 minutes is the manliest sport
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I am inoculated while Brazil remains the country with most WC wins
But once we lose that I might break down
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