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I like to think of apple products as the bright colors of the human world.
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Apple consoomers are a special kind of r-slurred. You can expect an equivalent VR of a non-Apple brand would have it priced at 1/3 of that. Applestrags seriously spend ridiculous amounts for the brand name alone. Anyone that I meet that has Apple products gets categorised as a massive r-slur.
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Why do they choose to advertise facetime as a functionality of this? You call your family and they arent allowed to see you because you wanna use your new toy?
Theres no camera for standalone mode and if its connected to a pc youve got a giant thing covering your face.
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They use ai to make a fake version of you to stream to your family. It looked pretty odd tho
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living room scuba divers
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https://old.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/141ogdb/apple_vision_pro_is_priced_starting_at_3499/jn10lz9/?context=3&sort=controversial
This is a weird side tangent for a tech subreddit
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I hope there's a line around the block
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Take the demonpill and enter the Applevision realm
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Snapshots:
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https://archived.moe/g/thread/93888406
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death taxes and insufferable apple fanboys.
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Someone ought to collect all these comments for the inevitable success of this product.
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lmao literally alll their actors are Black
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2023/06/introducing-apple-vision-pro/
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its so simple even the blacks can use it
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POV: You were just robbed of your stupid gadget.
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The face I make when she hits me with that dollar store pepper spray.
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:marseysmugheadset :
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im not sure who the target audience is really. it seems to be hip professionals who care about brands that need to teleconference outside in a cool way for shorter than 2 hours?
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Wtf that's like 700 dudes I have to blow
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Blowjobs for 5 bucks? Know your worth king
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In this economy? D:
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What am I missing
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it's apple, they can literally sell a stand for $1000 and these dumbasses eat it up
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Valve Index costs $1000 lmao
Even for Apple this is extortion
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It's not even a gaming VR headset. Why compare it to index?
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Tbf this isn’t like a g*mer vr headset this is something for professionals so likely your company will buy it or you’ll write it off as a hissiness expense.
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Is that porn?
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tmf
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The letters mason, wtf do they mean???
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I hate that I instantly figured out what that stands for
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this is one of you isn't it
yer all so embarrassing
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They actually decided to turn this bullshit real
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forget anything bad I've ever said about apple
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It is both present day AND present time.
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heck yes dude
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another google glass, this is gonna go nowhere in 2 weeks
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Some day we'll get comfortable, easy to use VR glasses that will revolutionize the techworld. That day is probably not today, though.
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Buying 1st gen anything is pretty much paying a premium to beta test it for bragging rights. HMU once they ironed out most of the r-slurred flaws they missed in design and testing.
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Isn't that all Apple products have been for a decade? "Bragging rights?"
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Maybe. I mean, just more generally. VR, wireless earbuds, new Tesla models, foldable phones, ect tend to be badly flawed in the first gen.
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A very un-bestie like post. I will let it go since you are my bestie, but consider this a warning.
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Is Tim Apple a bestie?
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You are asking dangerous questions.
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but they look so stupid..
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Sir, sir, please calm down. I don't make the rules, I just ruthlessly and arbitrarily enforce them and sometimes randomly make them.
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All jokes aside, google glass is genuinely a good product.
I had the chance to try it myself and I was genuinely impressed.
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Many years ago i wanted to find out how it looks like watching trough these glasses and a simple picture was nowhere to be found. I'm still somehow annoyed by this. frick google glass.
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I'm so glad people like this don't come to Europe.
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noooooooooo! i can't just wait a couple weeks to get the newest toy! all the people online i brag to will think i'm a loser if i don't get it day 1!
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lol i feel like im going crazy, people on the orange sight are saying it's a bargain at $3500, comparable to the first iPhone (which launched at $500 btw)
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Software Engineers
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Programmers. Unless you happen to work on aerospace real time systems I’m inclined to think less of that label.
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Biggest psy op in the computer science field are all these programmers calling themselves engineers. I hate it
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What's the standard course difference between Mechanical Engineering and Comp Sci? DiffEq? "Regular" engineers all just end up having to program for the most part, anyway, but they still get paid less.
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it's a real degree
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https://rdrama.net/videos/16859934127779758.mp4
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Looking at the last day is meaningless, this is just market fluctuation that happens constantly
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Look at the YTD though lol
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Applecels are one step less degenerate than straggots.
Except instead of simping for anything with a vagina on it, they simp and give money to anything with the apple logo on it.
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I hate Apple, butt TBF the Microsoft alternative, HoloLens, has the same starting price https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/hololens/buy
That said the HoloLens is supposed to do far and above what is needed for videogame VR and is designed for specialized commercial use like in medicine and engineering
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On the contrary, I've heard nothing but bad things about the Hololens, being slow, bad image quality, low refresh rate, etc.
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Well Ive heard nothing at all as far as quality goes. I just read the product description. I also dont see how what you said is contrary to what I said
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? It makes it seem like you're supporting it.
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I'm saying its supposed to be for more than videogames/basic consumer applications unlike other vr setups like occulus(and most other cheaper vr platforms). My point was that this Apple one is in the HoloLens price range perhaps because it too may focus on commercial applications.
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