Want to leak your password through a mispredicted ASM routine?
— LaurieWired (@lauriewired) July 24, 2023
Run this on a Zen 2 Processor:
vcvtsi2s{s,d} xmm, xmm, r64
vmovdqa ymm, ymm
jcc overzero
vzeroupper
overzero:
nop
Tavis Ormandy uncovered a flaw "Zenbleed" (CVE-2023-20593) in… pic.twitter.com/ITdi0HQ4ce
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Is this a
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I think not, seems quite pleasant.
She bobs her head around a lot in a very disconcerting fashion though which makes the videos a bit hard to watch.
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Yeah someone somewhere mentioned her intro seemed borrowed from Serial Experiments Lain so I grabbed a copy of it
This is a good show...
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Crazy how r-slurs thought that trash butt show was deep. It doesn't even get Baudrillard right, despite its brainlet fans claiming that it's inspired by him.
It's like a litmus test for the most annoying type of
brained cs nerd.
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lol
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It’s a fun ride for sure. Definitely captures an era and feeling of the internet.
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It does...
I remember when I was in college and just discovering 4chan /b/ and was led to discover Densha Otoko
I remember being literally pinned to my seat at the end of every episode despite it being - objectively - really kinda cheesy and not identifying at all with the protagonist
Weird
BTW do you know the author Alastair Reynolds? Your "If you’re not remembered, then you never existed" line reminds me of something in one of his books.
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No, my brain was melted by early exposure to hypertext so I don’t read conventional prose much
it’s actually a quote from SEL.
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It's pretty much also a verbatim quote from one of his books resulting from a failed experiment with a faster-than-light drive... Just wondering
Interesting quote from Lain just now 'it's normal to be one person online and a completely different person in real life'
Maybe a factor that should be considered more strongly! Hmm!
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That’s pretty cool, I’ll have to listen to the audiobook sometime.
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Biofoids get autism too.![:marseyembrace: :marseyembrace:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyembrace.webp)
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Neurodivergent boifoids read yaoi and go to gay bars alone, not code.
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real
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Check her YouTube, actual foid
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I know.
Either there is a moid in the background that does the script (like for that bimbo android lady) or this is a unicorn.
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There's a trans joke in there somewhere, I'm sure of it
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so is this Enpress?
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