is generated after (((systemd))) is ported to OpenBSD 
!glowies which one of u did this
!codecels would u use this
@grizzly noootice I used
as there is no equivalent Marsey for OpenBSD
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I still don't understand why people dislike systemd. AFAICT nerds want their system to boot off of a big shell script?
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Only people who don't ever actually have to interact with the init system hate systemd. It's easy to have a luxury belief when it doesn't affect you at all.
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Bro, just modify/write this multi hundred line init script thats mostly boilerplate. You mean you don't understand all the complexities? You're not a true GNU believer or /g/ user.
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Literally just use openrc.
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They complain about their system not all booting off one file but their shell having a dozen random initialization files is totes cool
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The issue with systemdeez is the bloat, not only in unnecessary packages, but also in unnecessary processes and services randomly being run.
Same problem with GTK, which for some reason requires at-spi and other nonsensical background proccy cute twink frick bullshit.
I use Artix, and the openrc init system is just slightly more difficult than systemdeez, but way better at actually not bloating my neighbor shit up.
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Oh no built in journaling, hostname, datetime etc services, what ever will I do without the megabyte of ram it uses
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Journalctl is r-slurred nonsense, I don't use logs and think they are gay.
datetime is r-slurred
"My kitty can fit 20 peepees so why would i care if a couple peepees hang out there, I have 18 peepees to spare!!!!"
Cute twink butt neighbor.
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If you don't do any complex administration the correct opinion is to not give a shit.
It's more like you're taking 4000 peepees already running whatever bloated browser you use and you're wasting time with the 2 coming from logs and datetime
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I don't use a web browser I use /dev/tcp or openssl (if I need https).
Picture using the internet, (internetcel), I haven't used it in over 3 years, and the only time I ever do is to go onto my private torrent tracker websites to reupdate tracker url and to reupdate my local open encyledpia index. People who go online are moronic losers, I actually go outside unlike you internet loser.
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You wanna cup of jizzem big man.
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:/
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I mean internet, I know what I said. All forms of connected networks.
I don't connect my computer to anything at all, at this very instant my computer (the only electronic device I use) is completely airgapped and has no ability to interact with any device including any usb, bluetooth, etc. Matter of fact it has attached keyboard, mouse, or monitor. You mad you aint got a comptuer like that? You probably typing on a shit pc, well I am typing on a major G (H in the BACH chord progression or Gangster [YOU DECIDE]), pc.
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systemd hate is one of those interesting things really. It's like how everyone says Jimi Hendrix is the best guitarist who ever lived. No one actually has reason for that belief other than that someone else told them once it's totally true
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