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Transform your Marseys!
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Gotta have foids in the dev teams somehow.
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the future is female, by that @cyberdick mean fe(male)
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Real Chads just pass everything as a pointer
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You want a
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I stopped learning cpp after trying to understand what moved and what was copied. C is where it's at if you want to suffer.
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Pointers move primitives don't it's not complicated
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No shit, except you are missing copy and assignments constructors having the same syntax, copy elision, return value optimization, ...
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Yeah it's called not being an r-slur
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It's called bad language design and something you'd have thought about rather than pointers and primitives if you had more than a surface level understanding of it.
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i don't need to because i don't use libraries i write my own code
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I don't use the standard library or complex classes, only bare hardware
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Open source code is the devil. Never use somebody else's work
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Weak b-word shit. You should code drunk and in a way that no other coder, including yourself in two weeks, will be able to understand what the frick you did.
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Getting neckbeards to react to your awful code is entertaining
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I remember trying to learn c# to develop web app tools.
I quit shortly after (I was demoted to QA test creator)
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C# is infinitely easier then c/c++ how r-slurred are you?
the future is female, are you female?
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Exposed to pesticides for extended amounts of time + lead paint in home growing up
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The future is female
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Why is cpp like this? And I still have to deal with headers.
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Not for long, hopefully
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Oh lord they've doubled it from the stuff I had
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I'm not taking hormones so I don't write C++ code.
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Programmers can't , you say?
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Even this is kinda wrong. Isn't the preferred term “forwarding reference” not “universal reference “?
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The last time I was any good at all at programming C++ was around 2001. I got my degree in comp sci, and although the college had long since had any opinion regarding what language we programmed in, it was still my go-to. Kids these days have no idea what the job market was like back then. If you (like me) didn't have an internship under your belt, you could fricking forget about getting hired to do anything with C++. All the jobs were big legacy software companies, and they demanded experience. I applied to so many places. I got a job doing something completely unrelated (in which I had literally zero experience) and never touched C++ again except very very occasionally.
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