>be schizocel
>be 10 years old
>acquire schizocomputer
>decide Windows XP no longer does the needful
>install (((Ubuntu)))
>install hundreds of random games from their App Store, click install on every game I see
>play this game idk the name and forget what it was about all I remember is it had a chat and usernames and shit and u could talk to people
>see this neighbor named "server admin", join game he is hosting
>do not rlly understand computers, know serving is a tennis thing but do not know what admin is
>remember someone at school talking about administrative staff so conclude that admin is a type of teacher and a server admin is a tennis coach
>converse with server admin, talk to him about tennis
>ask if he plays with Legos
>he says no, he is 19, too old for legos
>have conversation about other shit I don't remember
>plan to converse with him again at specified time after school the next schizoday
>next schizoday, mention to schizoparents I plan to converse with stranger on internet after school
>schizoparents find this to be unneedful, suspect that the tennis coach is a groomer, say I am not allowed to talk to strangers on the internet
>schizodad goes through all my games on computer tryna find chat log, cannot find the needful as I had hundreds of schizogames
True story, happened schizodecade ago
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