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Finding s*x is like any other skill tbh, you learn how to do it and then you do it. I don't know how people can both highly desire s*x but put zero effort into trying to find it.
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OP said something that I've heard from other braincels: he couldn't find anyone to frick or marry on Tinder. My man's put in the minimum effort in one of the most competitive environments for men to find women in and he comes to the conclusion that society has collectively failed him.
This mentality of just wanting to exist while people immediately come to you is very foid-brained tbh. Braincels will say otherwise but the chads that frick attractive women and frick a lot still put themselves out there to find kitty. Even the situations where the foid makes the first move are done in contexts where the moid is already engaging with other people socially.
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This is why i have little sympathy for most incels. They feel society owes them just for existing. Very few of them step back and ask if they would want to date themselves.
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They're just depressed
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Incels are so goddarn lazy. They look at foids and their minimal effort to get laid and chads ability to score.
However they don't look at the effort chads put in to score. They hit on foids and get rejected a lot and they put effort into their appearance. The locations I have gone with chads simply to pick up chicks. Travel few hours to get to a festival or house party to frick some sluts is a common occurrence
Incels have a tinder profile and go that's it.
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I'm sure those few millimeters of bone took a lot of effort to be born with.
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The point is if you put in the same amount of effort you'd probably at least get laid once
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It's not about getting laid, or even having a companion really. Because if Joe Biden gave Mr. Fuelcel here a gf that he felt wasn't looksmatched he'd mald and say that he deserves better. Being a stable provider isn't enough either, that's considered betabuxxing so the gov granted gf has to like him for his personality and masculinity alone. She also can't have fricked too many (or any) other guys, because otherwise she'd be alpha widowed.
He needs the gov to supply him with a gf that meets the previous conditions without him having to try, because needing to put in effort or even change in some ways means his current self isn't enough, and to any identity obsessed r-slur that's the biggest no-no imaginable.
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Being short is genetics. Which means short people are fricking
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Midget foids, which is to say basically all of them.
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Tinder has created more incels than birth defects, being short, being short, or having a mom or dad that beat you
People under 40 get this weird "life blindness" to anything that can't be seen digitally and assume it doesn't exist
It's similar to how I'm doing traditional art right now, but terminally online people are freaking out that art is dying, and are super convinced they are ngmi unless someone bans AI art because all they know is scroll, scroll, scroll
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The best part is that the same people that will tell you about the lies and propaganda being shilled online are the ones basing their view of reality off what they see online.
As an aside the really funny thing with the AI art freakouts is when there are people who don't even make art and go "Well I wanted to make art but I guess there's no point now since AI can do it too!" Neighbors are more enamored by the idea of being someone who makes art than actually making art, and the potential loss of status there is what they're reacting to.
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I remember during the HONNKKK HONKKKK, I watched Canadian parlementary livestreams, as well as city call zoom meetings for various cities, and all these politcians were like
you have to be some level of bougie to even build up a twitter following, but leaf politicans made it clear they based their views of public opinion 100% on twitter
My truck driver uncles don't have time to think of ways to get 10 likes
It's actually really hard to do well on there, and you have to have free time and typically friends like yourself to hype you up in a feedback circle. Like a little engine.
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Because they are neurodivergent and think posting your TC on Blind should be enough.
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They should be working on making robo girls tbh
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Having a problem and expecting it to fix itself is decidedly foidbrained behavior. The incel to
pipeline exists for a reason
Putting the
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