This is hilarious tbh. They make you solve five of these in a row and if you get any of them wrong or they think you took too long they make you solve another five, and so on, until you either get all of them right in the allotted time or give up.
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Those captchas aren't even that hard lmao
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It's literally impossible for a pair of dice to add up to 14 but go off lol
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There are 4 dice in the pictures though
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if one pair is impossible, what makes you think two is?
"bro u can't do that it's impossible"
"what if i try twice"
you're genuinely r-slurred
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Lmao you fricking r-slur.
It is possible for 4 dice to add up to 14, as shown in the captcha. You can even have two 6's and two 1's, which total 14.
I hope every this captcha is put in front of you anytime you try to eat something so you end up starving to death. Your brain is weighed down by fat.
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A set of four dice is different than two sets of two. Rolling two sets of two to get 14 is impossible as the max is 12. use your head, r-slur
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That's purely semantics, because the captcha is essentially asking in which picture do the dice total 14.
A single pair of dice cannot produce a 14, but since you are looking at four dice, stop being hung up on the grammar of some illiterate programmer and figure out the context.
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Yeah, and? that's what math is? good luck doing math without being specific. maybe you should try something more your speed like. I don't know. web development?
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I'm realizing the brilliance of this captcha. It stops neurodivergents too.
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There are two 6s and two 1s and they should be able to easily filter for that so the fault isn't the hard math or anything but the inability of a machinelearning model to actually learn in this case.
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Everyone
who isn't neurodivergent 
got what the ask in the captcha was and solved it.
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yeah, I didn't have any issues because I know how to do basic addition
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reminds me of how some video game journ*lists cannot even beat tutorial levels
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It's easier than average if anything
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Let's give them a puzzle
to prove they aren't a robot 
by giving a puzzle 
only a robot 
could solve that quickly 
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I'm baffled at what they're trying to achieve here. An AI will either be right
or wrong 
but it won't take a long time.
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hope that the bot's captcha solving service is on the other side of the world
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Just push and update that if it solves it too fast then it's a bot and has to redo it
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PalestinePingsalot Redactor0 11mo ago #4856133 spent 0 currency on pingsa lot of captcha solving services use humans in countries with low wages
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HOW THE FRICK DO I COUNT TO 14
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Aren't these people meant to be programmers and shit? It's just addition
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The whole point of being a programmer is having a PC do the math for you.
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But how they know if computer math not bad?
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Interns
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This is honestly way easier than google's image captchas on Tor, are there people who cannot count on the internet?
also
@A please add either https://github.com/ballerburg9005/IQcaptcha or https://github.com/kxgh/kx-iqcaptcha
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But that wouldn't inconvenience users.
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I miss reBIPOCing the old captchas so much. I wonder how many words 4chan helped translate to BIPOC
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explain
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The old captchas worked by showing you two words. You were supposed to spell them both out to prove you were human. The thing is, google only knew how to spell one word. The other word was for you to translate for them, so in reality you only had to spell out one word correctly. It was pretty easy to tell which word was the word google knew since it was always much clearer in the captcha. So once you could tell which word you had to spell right to post, you could just write in “BIPOC” for the second word. theoretically, with loads of people typing BIPOC on unknown words, google has translated unclear words in text to “BIPOC” somewhere.
Putting the
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Hyuuurrng! Welcome to my House of Mysteries!
I see thou wishest to log into thine account, if it truly be thine.
BUT FIRST!
Thou must prove herewith that thou art truly human by passing the Ordeals!
Ordeals foul and cruel, which bend the mind and still the heart!
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Just what engineering needs. More people who can't do kindergarten level math in their heads.
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Yeah after seeing what the pure engineering/cs grads will concoct on their own, I'm going to agree with them. They don't even seem to hire testers with any experience in the industry they design software for. Or maybe it's the autism that's to blame.
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DRINK THE VERIFICATION CAN
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Corey, Trevor, website, let's go.
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NOOO You have to use google's recaptcha so they can train their image recognition models!!!!
Custom built captchas are too hard for indians!!!
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This is who's writing your software, everyone. Ninjas that cannot count to 14.
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Well at least you know it's impossible for these people to post on 4chan
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5chan
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I mean, think about it moids: why should ANY woman worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their peepee in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy peepee. She is darn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. S*x doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had s*x in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per /r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fricking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fricking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fricking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his peepee bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fricking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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