New Empress drama: the queen is now charging 50 dollars monthly (and a 100 dollars entry fee!) for the privilege of getting xer cracks, piratecels in shambles (TW: transminsia, bulgaromisia, schizomisia.)
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please, let this be true
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Denuvo for pirates games lmao.
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Except it doesn't tank your framerate and works offline
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just buy the game then
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you dont get it, by paying Empress (and not giving the money to the publishers) you are actually fighting the big corporations, chud
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But that's correct. You're not giving money to Activision, but to some middle-aged schizo nerd. You're still r-slurred though.
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So games get even more broken as they invent more and more invasive DRM
Who didn't love GfW
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The way of the simp are impenetrable.
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More like poor autists. None of these r-slurs actually believe Empress is a woman.
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literally yes
paying for a crack?
lol. frick off
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No.
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very dramapilled language! !r-slurs this sub looks like an RDrama colony!
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Uh oh
ReportmaxXx opportunity
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Denuvo is jacking up prices. And they moved to subscription model.
Empress sees writing on wall. Companies wont fork out money to denuvo for long term.
But rather few months to year. Then drop it.
Making cracking those games less valuable.
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the "Denuvo is over" cope has been going around for years now, but its always
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There's enough games that use Denuvo for two weeks to a month then drop it, it's not going anywhere but corpos know how to frick each other.
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Its not over. Those games just wont be locked behind it forever anymore.
All you need is some patience and you get all those games for free.
And post was about empress. Her crack will be less valuable as denuvo changes their businesses model.
So where excatly you got. Denuvo is over?
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Lol.
So the games will just disappear off the market place.
You forget corpo CEOs think every pirated copy is stolen out of their own wallets and that games need to sell 2mil copies every year to be successful.
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I don't even see the point of denuvo. I'm less likely to buy a game with it because it was causing absurd performance issues.
On one hand I understand companies want to protect their IP, but it almost certainly isn't worth making user experience worse.
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Same, love that steam warns you if a game has it too.
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IIRC the first two weeks are the most important for sales and denuvo keeps crackers out for long enough and g*mers () don't care about performance. You know it's worth it because companies keep doing it.
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It's amazing how a few lines of text can raise so many questions. Prophet Muhammad?
Edit: Someone leaked the chats (google docs link) from her "cult"
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Islamiggas in tears !catholics stay winning
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!ummah consider this your invitation to join !enemiesofkhaoskid
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You didn't have to sign one like this from Carp
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this is some actual grimdark shit. Holy frick.
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most powerful pagan warrior
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yeah, this neighbor is fricked in the head for real lmao
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wow she hasn't changed a bit, what a queen
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!ranchers
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"Pirating games is too expensive now" was not on my 2023 bingo card.
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And some r-slurred straggots will still hand over that money to some middle aged slav guy LARPing as a foid
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!ranchers found a pic of Emprxss:
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!chasers bow to your new kween
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Ew a Chevy
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Snapshots:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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is 'fitgirl' !fitness core?
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their repacks are definition of cutting
What would gog-games.to be?
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solid business strategy.
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Valid trans queen gotta pay for her surgery somehow
Pay up or go get re-education for your transphobia. Simple as that.
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That is correct fellow Sister. Do not let the evil Patrichary and Transphobes harassing even more awakened beings.
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At this point Xbox gold and whatever EA's subscription is called would be cheaper lol. Heck you can even thrown in Amazon's luna as well and still save over Empress' "fees".
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If she wasn't a fat g*mer nerd and included nudes in the subscription she'd be rolling in cash from ppl who don't think trans women are women
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The old scene really wouldn't have accepted this. You aren't supposed to profit on this. That was never the point. The point was to show how big your peepee was.
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nobody has a big enough peepee to compete, seemingly
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What's the point of doing this since the entire pirating community is one centered around not paying for goyslop? Is empress r-slurred?
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I've been hearing ridiculous rumors about this crackwhore since 2015 or so when I was still tangentially involved in the scene I'm so glad lolcows keep themselves tagged and easy to keep track of nowadays
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hope xer internet hygiene is up to snuff cause this is the sort of thing that motivates publishers to send you to butt raping prison instead of largely being ignored
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I'll continue to pirate your cracks for free, miss
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As always gog-games and Vimm's Lair are the only good way to pirate games
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Just stop playing vidya like a lil cute twink
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Thank god there are hundreds of great games released for me to play already
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