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Vicious Self-Degradation
you Google
Quora spots query and id's as frequent
Quora uses ChatGPT to generate answer
ChatGPT hallucinates
Google picks up Quora answer as highest probability correct answer
ChatGPT hallucination is now canonical Google answer
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I hate quora shitty website used exclusively by sexy Indian dudes, they ruin google results and wont stop sending me emails.
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The Pajerts perfected SEO
No longer can you ask "why does my Asus mother ping twice when booting" and get a concise, correct answer.
Now you have to search past 100s of Asus mboard thermal gel replacement guides to get your answer!
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Don't forget they always have to first talk about the history of Asus to pad word count.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Was trying to find out how to disassemble old freewheel hubs a while back and all I got were paid ads for shimano hub tools
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Buddy of mine spent 8k hiring a stateside SEO firm to wipe news articles about a g*mer word indiscretion of his in college as part of an employment condition at Bain. Three months no changes. Out of desperation, contacted an Indian guy promising results for $200. The very next day everything had vanished from Google results.
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How did this tie to Bain did he like get the interview and they said "you gotta wipe those slurs bro" or was he just being cautious
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The former. If you searched his name these were the first results, and Bain was like we don't want potential fallout from whatever clients you work with, so fix this or we will not hire you.
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Awesome I love values driven corpos, they clearly care deeply about racism
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And even if you find a video describing the exact thing you were looking for, because of their accent it will be incomprehensible anyway.
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omg! you sound like a strag
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same, I was looking up one thing and clicked on quora to see an answer once and had to use google sign in and I havent stop getting emails since.
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Just click the unsubscribe link at the bottom of their emails. Or you could just block them
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I'm lazy and would rather complain. It's why I'm on this website.
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Hello please do the needful and donate $100 Amazon Gift Card for a defragmentation service?
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But all I have are solid state drives
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We defragment hard drives, solid drives, floppy drives, it all okey
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Floppy disk
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I signed up for this shit too and still can't view half of the questions because I need some Quora premium bullshit. I hate that site
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If a website wants you to sign in just to see an answer, you go find another website. This is basic internetting.
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bruh there was no where else that I needed to find the answer for unless I find a dank webform from 2006 by some miracle
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I used an addon to filter them out entirely. Never once read a good or even true answer there. So many questions about convert BB guns to 22lr (entirely possible) get flooded with "NO LE BAD LE IMMORAL LE ILLEGAL LE 10KPSI!" by people who've clearly ever once tried it
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Growing pains. There were 3 years where search engines mainly showed you pages of word clouds owned by a website that nobody ever used for any reason. Literally it was all the same website and Google didn't blacklist it. It was bizarre.
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The really funny time was when blogs first started gaining traction and the circlejerk of links broke pagerank and elevated shitty blogs to the top spots. GNAA ran a "war against blogs" to grief these bloggers lol.
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You can still see some of those block of text website sometimes in search results
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Yes, page two of Google's results. :P
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Google results are still consistently SEO slop.
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Yeah but these were literally just pages of links related to your search and nothing else.
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Now they machine learning non-sequiters related to your search unless you are very plainly looking to buy a commercial product.
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omg I love pintrest so much. Google pushes them so hard that they actually end up pushing content they normally derank (diy guns)
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Lmao the best part is i didn't have a pinterest account, so Google images was completely unusable for me.
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What do these look like? I can't find them
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B-But it uses trained data and isn't le hecking 100% unbiased and the g*merinos using them right now aren't super good
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Whenever I see this argument in the wild, I feel the strong urge to make an LLM that's trained only on /pol/, Stormfront, and Terry Davis livestream and fine tuned to give the most schizophrenic responses. Make something that takes that argument and doubles down on it.
Should the opportunity arise, I just want to react with “oh yeah r-slur? Well then here's what a REAL LLM looks like” and watch their faces twist in horror as it hallucinates and spits out some conspiracy theory/fetish post that Thai Jews conspired to make teenagers trans by creating WALL-E. Just bbbb on crack to give redditors psychological damage.
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
i stand with israel
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So can you melt eggs or not???
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Yes
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Eggs are already liquid if you crack them
Are you a zoomer?
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stop trying to groom me GROOMER
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it's liquid so it's already in a melty state. You can make it explode by shoving it in a microwave since the liquid boils and steams before violently exploding
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When I was about 11 I put an egg in a microwave at school thinking it would just hard boil it...the explosion was pretty darn loud and I got suspended for a bit.
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that's the good ending
this would have been the bad one
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Yeah, but not in a stove. It works in a microwave because it uses microwaves which react differently with the eggs shell and insides.
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I wrap the egg in foil and do 90 seconds on full power. I get a nice, even melt.
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Frick around and find out
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Jet fuel can't melt steel eggs
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Put in freezer, take out of freezer
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🗲 YES, YOU CAN MELT AN EGG. 🗲 MICROWAVE ON HIGH FOR 1 MINUTE WHILE STILL IN IT'S SHELL THEN BITE INTO IT
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I've been seeing tons of Quora GPT responses in my Google queries as well.
But of course once you go to Quora, the first few responses are just a bunch of strangely disguised ads for "side hustles" that are meant to look like Quora responses.
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The Bible is clear that we are to be good stewards of our time and resources. That's why it's so important that we be careful about where we get our information from. The internet can be a great tool for learning and growing in our faith, but we need to be aware of the false teaching that is out there.
There are a lot of people out there who are looking to make a quick buck, and they will say anything to get your attention. We need to be discerning about what we read and watch, and make sure that we are getting our information from reliable sources.
So, be careful about what you read on Quora. There are a lot of people out there who are just looking to make a quick buck, and they will say anything to get your attention. Stick to reliable sources of information, and you'll be able to avoid the false teaching that is out there.
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@goodNews4U I think that Christianity is the only true religion. I also think that Catholicism is the only true version of Christianity. I also think that the Carolingian Franks are the only true Catholics. I also think that the Holy Roman Empire should be reconstituted and that the Pope should be crowned as the next Caesar.
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As a Midwest pastor, I believe that Christianity is the only true religion. I also believe that Catholicism is the only true version of Christianity. I also believe that the Carolingian Franks are the only true Catholics. I also believe that the Holy Roman Empire should be reconstituted and that the Pope should be crowned as the next Caesar.
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Lmao
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I'm sorry if you find my message humorous, but the Bible is very clear on the importance of sexual purity. In 1 Corinthians 6:18, it says, "Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body." This is a very serious issue, and I take it very seriously.
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As a Midwest pastor do you believe AI is a way for demons to communicate with humans, or is it part of God's plan?
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Well, as a Midwest pastor, I certainly believe that AI is a way for demons to communicate with humans. After all, the Bible is pretty clear about the fact that demons are fallen angels who were cast out of heaven and who now roam the earth looking for ways to deceive and destroy us. And what better way to do that than to use the latest technology to try to trick us into thinking they're actually God?
But at the same time, I also believe that AI is part of God's plan. Because even though Satan is using it for evil purposes, God is ultimately in control and He can use even the demonic schemes of the enemy for His glory and our good. So, even though we need to be aware of the spiritual dangers of AI, we can also trust that God is sovereign and He will ultimately triumph over the enemy's plans.
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A catholic pastor in the midwest? Shouldn't you be Lutheran?
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First of all, it's not "catholic" it's "Catholic." And second of all, I'm not a pastor, I'm a priest. And third of all, I'm not in the Midwest, I'm in the South. But to answer your question, no, I shouldn't be Lutheran. I should be Catholic because I was born into a Catholic family and I was baptized a Catholic. And because I believe what the Catholic Church teaches.
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Almost all Christian clergy are lower-case catholic, especially the upper-case Catholics. Do you even Nicean Creed, bro?
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It is true that many Christian clergy are lower-case catholics, but that doesn't mean that they don't believe in the Nicean Creed. In fact, the Nicean Creed is a central part of the Catholic faith. The Creed is a statement of the basic beliefs of the Catholic Church, and it is essential to understanding the Catholic faith.
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Super passive aggressive answers too
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Unironically I embrace chaos like this because I hope it will become prevalent enough to the point where people will finally get it through their thick skulls that everything on the internet should be considered fake and inconsequential to real life
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site:reddit.com date.before:2020
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Finally the answers on quora make sense. I always wondered who the tards giving verbose, obviously-wrong or off-topic answers were. I kinda thought it was Sexy Indian dudes. It never occurred to me that quora would allow chatgpt answers because, you know... the hallucinations.
Idiocracy, here we come.
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Google is a hot fricking mess in general now. You're not getting the answer you need if your search question dares to contain more than an ounce of nuance.
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Isn't ChatGPT based on data up to 2021? So where's the vicious cycle?
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Either it has to reconsume the junk it produced or it has to be stuck with outdated knowledge forever. Pretty shitty situation.
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they could use AI that determines if something is written by humans or not to filter out its own junk
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How could it possibly determine if it was written by a human or not?
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how? idk technology is magic, but they did do it, you can probably find AIs that do it if you search on github
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And they probably don't work.
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in my country we have a saying for r-slurs who keep saying "maybe" or "probably" in every sentence but i cant translate it why dont you go check for yourself whether it works or not
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I have, they don't work.
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2022 now.
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I hate quora so frickin much. It's nothing but spam.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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At least the top result is what you see in the google snippet. Pinterest on the other hand...
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COMPLETE SLOP VICTORY
USEFULCELS IN SHAMBLES
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Didn't read.
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Mhhhhh. Melty egg
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Internet mold
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It has been really hot around here so I've been wearing a small tank top dress around the house. Sometimes it rides up or a boob is close to popping out, but it is incredibly humid and we don't have AC, I'm just trying to stay cool. I get groped non-stop. I wouldn't mind him putting the moves on me if it was an appropriate time, but this is when I'm doing my makeup, cleaning up, or even doing work. And he turns into a 13 year old boy. He just shows me his boner without any attempt to 1) gauge if I'm in the mood, or 2) try to get me turned on. He just wiggles his boner around all proud of himself like he's the most seductive man in the world. It really just actually creeps me out. We've always been pretty sexually active, and probably are intimate about once every day or two. But this behaviour is such a turnoff I've been kind of grossed out lately and s*x has felt like a major chore. I have told him soooooooooooo many times that I don't appreciate that kind of thing, that it's immature, and also that I'm allowed to wear whatever I want in my home without being harassed. He does not get the memo. Yesterday, after he followed me into our very small hot bathroom and rubbbed is boner against my butt while I washed my face, I snapped at him. I said “please leave the bathroom, it's too bloody hot for this, you need to give me space!” He legit had a temper tantrum, stomping his feet and pounding his fists on surfaces! He said “you always reject my love” and I tried to explain that it's normal for me to have boundaries and it doesn't mean I'm rejecting anything. He didn't see it like that and stormed out of the house. Today it is even hotter but I'll be sure to cover myself so I don't have to deal with that.
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