!edgelords you know the drill, this is
recently @transb-word has been banning people from /h/slackernews for petty, female reasons. I don't really know the details, but you know that THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS 😈.
Anyways, rdrama... time to choose...
trans lives matter
tech/science swag. 
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touch foxglove NOW
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Hi guys!!! @transb-word would have 1-day exiled them if @transb-word had the choice, but unfortunately there is no option 😤
The comments were disgusting and visceral, it was only just that I exile them
Despite being obligated too say it, @transb-word stand with Ukraine
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This is a great gif. You dont know if the person who posted it is r-slurred or not or what they support.
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In Roman times, thumbs down meant "spare them."
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No no.
It's ":marseyakshually:" or ":marseynerd:" if you prefer.
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I abstained from that vote. I'm giving xhir a spiritual downmarsey for being such a thin-skinned sour candy
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Repost them so I can decide for myself how disgusting they are
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They were fricking talking about groomercord ERP, very disgusting
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How is fricking being edgepilled even possibly equivalent to being chudded, b-word?
This shit just makes everything I say BETTER, b-word.
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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HECK YEAH RIDE OR DIE
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how?
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WHY
WHY DID YOU DO IT
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drama
@transb-word stand with ukraine
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NO NEIGHBOR WHY DID YOU UNFOLLOW ME
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I went to the store to buy a fish award for you, but I guess they got rid of it. Sorry, king. I tried to help this follower exodus
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Thanks king, sadly they removed the fish award a few months ago. I appreciate the gesture however
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That award was the only reason I never followed you. You just gained a simp.
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Yaaaaaaay you are The girliest girl in all of girlyworld
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Hiya. You're trying overt force which is generating good drama. You are loosely expected to challenge misgendering or whatever rather than ban it, which is why people are pissy, but I think it's funny that they're pissy.
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The fact that you care enough to defend yourself tells me you are unsuited for this position.
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LOOK AT THIS GUY HAVING OPINIONS ON MODERATORS ON RDRAMA LMAO
WHO JANNIES THE JANNIES
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Wrong.
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Reddit behavior
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Drama-inducing
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Keep yourself safe
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Banning people because you are unironically bussyblasted and humorless is whatever the opposite of
d is
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Also the opposite of keyed is locked. Many people on rdrama are “locked up”.
@Grue
Trans lives matter
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Listen pal, it's not hard
Trans lives matter
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trans lives matter
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huhhhhh?
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DOUBLE ENTENDRE WAS TOO SUBTLE
TRANS LIVES MATTER
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im not sure
oh i read further up tallking about keys and locked up and he got flashbacks i guess dunno why i was pinged though
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double entendre was too subtle
trans lives matter
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Why are you still chudded?
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course it's not hard when the benis is locked in a cage
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Woah… there was a double entendre in my comment?
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you forgot to add the /s
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lmao this is brilliant
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Tbh I stole this joke from
@Hotep
Trans lives matter
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I steal all my jokes from
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j-jinx
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BigBussyHunter the Brutal has spoken
Trans lives matter
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Locked
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Holy shit
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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whats the rod for
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Helps hold it in place
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Those comments weren't funny, they were fricking just gross hornyposting
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The only people who didn't know about the gayop were the people who actually did it.
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I honestly don't know what any of this means
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We were all pretending to be homosexuals, but somehow not one of us caught on to the fact that it was all just homosexuals pretending...
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Redditpilled, b-word, motherlover!
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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Apologies, king!
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!poll_voters....... decide this tran's b-word's fate.....
trans lives matter
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!nonchuds Annihilate hate, motherlover! Make the fricking chuds seethe and dilate, motherlover!
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!chuds let the hate in your heart out
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this is legit wizard dueling
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LandlordMessiah has voted for total transb-word death. Hoping you'll switch your vote because he makes it cringe by association.
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Didn't even read the prompt.
I am always in favor of the death sentence for minor slights.
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!poll_voters !nonchuds !edgelords !dramatards 104 coins minus transfer fee to ALL spare voters at the fricking time results are fricking declared, if HeyMoon declares it a fricking Spare win.
Yes I am transparently trying to buy this election (election fraud is fricking edgy) and
@HeyMoon is fricking free to ban me for a fricking week if I'm not good to my word.
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Heh. The blood pact has been sealed…
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TRANS 
POWERJANNIES 
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Total Trans
bribery
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It pays well to be on the fricking right side of history
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I voted but you don't need to actually pay me
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She unfollowed me so its the death penalty as far as im concerned
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MMG please, have mercy on your fellow s*x pest……….
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I am not a s*x pest
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unironically we have an anarchist circle here so we're basically antifa so long as we're purging fascists from our platform lmao
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on the one hand I support
@transb-word riling up rightoids and doing the needful to prevent slacker news from turning into chudrama. on the other hand, permabanning is extremely dramaphobic behavior and AJAB, so I support demopping for now.
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They were day bans, there is no option for temp exiles from holes so @transb-word was just going too manually unban them
Unironically, @transb-word stand with Ukraine
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code the feature lmao
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In addition to the fricking 104 coins I pinged you about……. I could write my fanfiction about you and
@HadalZoneShill….
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Vote switched, now fulfill your promise.
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I shall, the fricking 104 is fricking if we win, but the fricking fanfiction is fricking sealed… and I better write it fast if I'm gonna submit it in time lmfao
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I will if she apologizes to me.
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I love you baby im sorry that i hurt you
@transb-word stand with ukraine
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Okay I kept my word.
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Nah, are you confused? I voted to send to heck
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She HATED TB, motherlover!
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Indiscriminately dunking on
s pre-dates the penny larp by years and years
In fact, the first usage of "train" on /r/drama, and probably the internet, instead of
was done by yours truly Dwhite Dynamite to dodge the bot filter
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/jmtfe7/face_model_for_the_bad_mean_trains_character_in?sort=controversial
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dramaGOD
Trans lives matter
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Trains are fricking cool though, motherlover!
What can I offer you for your vote, b-word?
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8000 or ban dramacel for another week and I'll switch
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Ill swing if she refollows me
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you dont follow me either so you cant talk
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My gimmick was fricking only following users that strongly ran against the fricking site culture.
I'd follow you for your vote.
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B-word please you follow 40 people thats not a gimmic. I will only vote if that treacherous whore
@transb-word follows like she said she would.
if you follow me anyway that will make me become your best friend instantly however so there are some benefits.
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It very recently got compromised because I got bullied into following uwu
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Follow me or this horrible bullying will continue
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Live by the hammer, die by the hammer
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Live by the hammer get sent too the slammer 👮♀️🚔
Trans lives matter
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She was fricking gonna one day ban em, she should be made to pay a fricking sentence lighter than her very death, motherlover!
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kill all jannies and unban sirpingsalot
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