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FOSScels who
over not making money for their work make me laugh.
FOSS is not meant to be a career. It's a volunteer gig. If people like your work and they want to donate, throw up a link for that.
But to beg at every chance you get is just pathetic.
It's like tipcels all over again. Except no one ever forced them to do the work to begin with.
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The last project i contributed to the owner asked if i would consider attending scrum meetings for the project.
No r-slur I dont work for fricking free.
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Lol frick that.
I hated doing scrum shit even when I was paid to do it.
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I HATE ORGANIZATIONAL THEORY I HATE ORGANIZATIONAL THEORY I HATE ORGANIZATIONAL THEORY I HATE ORGANIZATIONAL THEORY I HATE ORGANIZATIONAL THEORY I HATE ORGANIZATIONAL THEORY I HATE ORGANIZATIONAL THEORY I HATE ORGANIZATIONAL THEORY
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I know right? Imagine expecting to know what people you're giving money to are doing and whether the thing you told them to implement that will need the coordinated actions of 3 other departments to launch successfully and was sold to a high tier revenue partner will be executed to spec and on time.
Smh code slaves are so insufferable sometimes.
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!commies
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It happens a lot I think with creative stuff.
>I like working on this
>I like working on this
>ooh someone's using my thing
>I like working on this
>ok I'm bored now give me money
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Overjustification effect kills a lot of creative stuff
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overjustification_effect
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Interesting.
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That'd be all well and good if other devs didn't sneed when these packages don't get updates and fixes in a timely manner.
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people who dont understand that contributing to foss is an act of altruism should have their contributions rejected. if you cant manage to put foss contributions on your resume and get money from an actual job then youre either unemployable or didnt do anything worth noting on a resume which makes it worthless.
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More profitable to just go !slots100 than do foss
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