the absolute state of normiecels
e: !zombiechads I have been groomed and violated by an authority figure, by the administration of this facility, the fish himself. I am unable to bite the fish because he's protected by other administration members on staff as well as the CEO, and any attempt at trying to fight back just gets bounced back and hurts me in the end. Help me fight this unjustice by biting my peepee bone with ur sexy zombie teef
e2: wow.. I see how it is !zombiechads
fine. I am switching sides
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I haven't logged into a bank app in almost a decade. Just so much easier to go in person
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I just throw a wad of quarters at their face until they find my method of payment acceptable as full payment for their goods or services
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Oh cool, I'll just save it here.
www.wellsfargo.com
Username: Joe_Manchin
Password: Password#12345
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i only see **************
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What, you mean that I shouldn't give anyone who has physical access to my phone the ability to venmo themselves my life savings?
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Fixed it
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DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it's time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻♀️Witches 🧙🏻♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don't 🙅🏾♀️ be a bore 😴........ so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you'll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
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