Let me be clear: America will lead the way during this period of technological change.
— President Biden (@POTUS) October 30, 2023
But we're going to do it in a way that puts safety first.
Today at 2:30 PM, I'll sign a historic Executive Order on Artificial Intelligence that will do just that.
Uncensored AI bros...
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Imagine not wanting AI overlords to cull parts of humanity.
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dude gaza lmao
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Already sick of gazigger shit. Vocal pali supporters are even gayer than the nafo homos.
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Fricking Benkarans!
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Based Tom Paris.
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https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2023/10/30/fact-sheet-president-biden-issues-executive-order-on-safe-secure-and-trustworthy-artificial-intelligence
I don't want watermarks on my AI porn
Hopefully the First Amendment covers this.
AI is noooticing too much
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There is literally nothing (((they))) can do
One, it's literally impossible. If they embed crypto like a photoprinter then resizing it by 10 pixels will fix it.
If they put a giant half transparent watermark over half of an image, you just load it into one of the currently available uncucked models that run offline and tell it to fix it. If you're trying to make a video, you just that x 24 times per second.
Image formats are too simple and easily modifiable for any kind of watermarking to work. They would have to scrub the existence of jpg, bmp, tif, hundreds of others and make their own globohomo glowie format with a backend that can't be tampered with
And then still get bussy blasted by a slavchad with a 2001 compaq running XP lmao
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It's not like they're going to arrest someone because their AI pictures of girls drowning in quicksand aren't watermarked. Right?
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WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. SURRENDER YOUR UNWATERMARKED BIG TIDDY ANIME GFS AND REPORT TO STARBUCKS REEDUCATION CAMP IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE.
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As long as the girls aren't modeled with a specific coworker.
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Do you have a link to that rdramapost? I wish we had an archive of all the best posts
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lol yup
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thank you!
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Lmao I still can't believe that guy was making that shit at work
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They're actually going towards watermarking everything not-produced by AI tech. It's as bad as it sounds.
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Don't diss compaq, they made good stuff
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should we tell him about prnt+scrn?
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of all things to not use AI on wouldnt this be the one where best practices would simply be not to use it here? Like predictive policing cant be a good thing, and will likely become what we saw in Minority Report
of all things to not use AI on wouldnt this be the one where best practices would simply be not to use it here? Like predictive policing cant be a good thing, and will likely become what we saw in Minority Report
What's next best practices for AI politicians/AI overlords?
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We could even call the daily crime predictions "the minority report."
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its not censorship on the decentralized AI systems so I am happy.
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The government is forcing us to add /s onto our videos of Biden saying the n-word.
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how will they enforce this
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this means more of this, right?
picture of will and jada with jaden getting pegged in the background
error! hate speech detected!
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The only legal civilian model will be a one line python script
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London is going to take the AI crown. The EU was never going to be king here because of their idiotic tech rules and the UK needs a post-Brexit boost.
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With how much of a nanny state bongistan already is, the only thing they will allow AI for is facial recognition and detecting hate speech.
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And they will still be a trillion times more innovative than the entirety of the EU combined.
Large reason is that it's literally illegal for yuropoors to earn money.
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Yea but facial recognition and hate speech detection are the 2 services that are hugely in demand so it will work well for them anyways lol
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I hope this leads to MAGA boomers all putting e/acc in their handles and pushing non-libtarded AI lol
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Yeah I'll take the AI model that has that form of tourettes where it shoves BIPOC in between every word as opposed to THAT FRICKING DOG ON THE BING MODEL
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Government needs access to private sector AI information
Government will use AI to engineer new forms of Covid
Train AI to do hacking for the US government
AI facial recognition scans flag people as terrorists
Thanks Biden, sounds great.
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I guess masking up won't be useful anymore all of a sudden
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What if the anti terrorist AI begins to nootice?
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You'll have a secondary AI to raceswap all and any footage featuring terrorists
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this kinda pisses me off, this should be information shared with the public. If government has the power to have these research firms fork up data based on humanity's work, they should have them publish it publicly
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Ok.
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Based Alzheimer's Q-tip.
I will be sad when this executive order is overturned by Trump in 2025.
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It's fricking over.
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Some talented dramatard could make an ai video of biden saying all the racist shit he's said through the years and then sow sneed claiming biden is just reacting to that video.
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Oh piss how is he gonna screw this up
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@WildStar love sucking peepee
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THE AI ๐ค GON BE BLACK ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ WE IN YO SHIT NOW NIKKA ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ
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I'm sure the AI bros in charge of self moderation will do really well with this.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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King Biden bypassing Congress again.
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Doesn't matter lol. Degenerates and subhumans are gonna find their way around this. They always do
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Launch the nukes, Skynet!
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Lick my butthole presidentBIPOC
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Cant wait for our senile president and all the other old farts in Washington that cant use their phones or figure out what PDF is to make decisions on technology.
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decisive china victory
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