🚨 The federal government has mandated that all vehicles sold after 2026 must have a kill switch that can disable your vehicle based on your driving performance.
— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) November 8, 2023
My amendment to defund that unconstitutional mandate failed tonight.
Here is the roll call:https://t.co/YWufj9BuMv
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this will NEVER be abused by any government entity or private corporation and will only be deployed in 💯 wholesome keanu chungus situations
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Mfw cops are just driving through bipoc
n**ghborhoods disabling every car they see from 
because 
cant drive performatively
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This won't reach bipoc neighborhoods until 2040.
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Theyll come out with a famcy car with a sticker on it and a 200% interest rate
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Magachuds deserve it anyway
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It's written in such a way that it mostly is just trying to say turn the car off if they're asleep or drunk at least. That's easy if someone is conked out until you remember that middle America exists and that there are actually places people drive in a straight line for 300 miles on i80. There's nothing about it needing to be remotely activatable, but cars REALLY don't need a NEW point of failure.
Maybe he also shouldn't have done this vote seconds after he tried to add in an amendment against using any gov funds for infrastructure to investigate competition analysis in company mergers after the DoT got involved in the jet blue-spirit merger instead of just the DoJ and he views that as a waste of resources and thinks buttigieg is annoying and wasteful (he is). This clip is very funny:
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Whew guys the fact checkers have debunked this
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2023/01/19/fact-check-false-claim-bill-mandates-kill-switch-cars-police-drunk-driving/11066287002
If anything this will cause more crashes when peoples cars randomly switch off on the roads.
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You see chuds are saying it will be used for evil when the government pinkie promised it would only be used for good!
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I believe both sides
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a "kill switch" implies the driver is killed
if the driver isn't killed it isn't a kill switch
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It can only be used to kill vehicles in good faith and cannot be abused because it's to target impaired drivers only, obviously!
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Booze cruisers really are the most oppressed minority.
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Surely impaired driving detection devices won't also detect reckless driving as impaired driving, besides its not like you have a right to break the speed limit and change lanes aggressively.
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i think the idea is that the required anti-boozecruise kill switch is local while a true kill switch would be accessible over the network. But given the excessively network-connected nature of modern cars that would be almost be a distinction without a difference
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its not a remote kill switch but its a kill switch.
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Tell me more.
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I feel the same way about shit like lane change assist and automated breaking. They've 100% killed people before. I think it was audi who had an issue where past a certin speed lane change assist locked your steering to the point where throwing the wheel in either direction did nothing
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Are you subhumans really shitposting while driving?
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You would be amazed how many people I see, on a daily basis, flying down the lane next to me with their phones in their hand on top of the steering wheel.
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Adaptive Cruise Control and its consequences
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Most of my browsing time on this site is behind the wheel of a 26ft box truck often carrying hazardous goods. You are not on my level
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There's a vehicle I drive regularly that warns me about my need for immediate rest when I'm driving on twisty, curvy roads. It'd be cool if it just turned off completely and killed me, then I could rest a lot.
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It's so epic how the fact checkers don't even pretend they're not just a pretorian guard for the establishment and the glowbois anymore
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If the deboonking is more than a long sentence you know it's not a deboonking just a well actually cope
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It's such a weird technicality to argue with. I think what they're saying is that the mandate allows car manufacturers to implement the new safeties in such a way that they're fully autonomous, without any external input. It might even effectively require them to be implemented in this way if they're required to work even in adverse weather where a satellite connection might not be operational.
But it's still pretty bullshit.
It's this weird thing coming from the left where rather than arguing for better enforcement of the law or stronger sentencing, because those are "problematic", they instead try to add restrictions that prevent you from breaking the law in the first place. In other words, they don't want to give you the freedom to break the law, because dealing with enforcement is too "icky" so they don't want to do it.
Kinda like how in my very blue city, black people caught illegally possessing firearms are still given extremely lenient sentences. You'd expect that would be something the democrats would want to enforce given all the grandstanding about gun violence but they don't want to punish a black person, even if they're clearly in violation of the law. So instead they want to make it impossible to illegally own a gun by simply banning guns entirely... which obviously isn't going to work.
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yeah i know
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I remember reading about it when they stuffed this into the infrastructure bill.
This is why I hate omnibus bills that add a bunch of irrelevant horseshit from special interest groups.
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I wonder if this "passive monitoring to accurately identify" will notice anything
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it shuts down immediately when it detects a woman driver
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This is asianphobic
#StopAsianHate
wow
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It feels wrong to be on the same side of an issue as AOC.
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Alcohol interlock devices will be in every vehicle before too long.
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I think that was actually passed or close to passing a few years ago
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If you're ever at a Iowa gas station after 10 and you see a sleepy kid in front seat of some dudes truck you know he's got an interlock.
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Drunk
driver 
rights 
are human 
rights!
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apparently its not remotely controlled which is even more r-slurred that i originally thought
if a false positive occurs your fricked lmao
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Heterosexuality is a mental illness.
Snapshots:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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