I was chudded yesterday so I waited a bit for that to expire before posting this.
Alpaca is an API that allows you to algorithmically trade stocks. I've been wanting options for a long time, as most of my trading is theta ganging options. There has never really been a good API available to the average person for trading options till now. So much potential degeneracy has been unleashed!
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weren't you having a public mental breakdown the other day about your grandpa seeing your estrogen tits or something?
I don't think you should be gambling highly risky derivatives tbh.
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but yeah thanksgiving is gonna be fun lol
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I've been at this for a while lol, it's so fun. I got banned from Robinhood for being underage, and I had to open another one under my mom's name. I later switched to a custodial account, and I blew up this $3k account (my dad's money) on GME back in the day. That was fun lol
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dont be like me. quit now
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Nobody likes a quitter
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I can always just ask daddy for more, or I could move to Seattle and become a stripper
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I think they probably have an over saturated market for trans strippers
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