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Less pozzed version:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/chevrolet-app-turns-off-vehicle-involved-in-janesville-police-chase/ar-AA1jWBYZ
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Who was that guy who 'drove off the road' one day in a tesla?
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They used to do the same with onstar, it was even in the commercials.
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Yeah but now every vehicle is mandated to have it after 2026. At least with OnStar you knew what you were getting into
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Wait what?
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https://www.musclecarsandtrucks.com/biden-infrastructure-bill-vehicle-kill-switch-2026
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Poor little guy. Biden approved and signed it into law.
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And they called trump
a fascist
wtf
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The difference is that Biden is doing this in good faith.
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Still is onstar. The entirety of Chevy connected services is done through it.
My one year trial is almost up, debating if i continue it. This truck has passive entry so I'm far less likely to accidentally lock my keys in it, plus I actually have both keys this time.
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Car app
Fricking why?
@InjunFatigue would never
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OJ would be dead on the side of the freeway if the cops had that
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If that means that Nicole and Ronald Coleman would still be alive, I'm glad it didn't happen.
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My Volvo doesn't even have traction control.
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Don't flee
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Chevy (and most likely all other major car brands) have had this for probably 7 years already. Most police departments just didnt know how to leverage it
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It's only supposed to be available to a hacker using a Macbook wearing a hoodie.
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Sounds like the perfect time to buy an old fox body and restore it into a daily driver. Who tf needs all the new stuff like tire pressure monitors and backup cameras and REMOTE FRICKING SHUTDOWNS, anyway?
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If you're not going to flee from the police you have nothing to worry about chuds
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The EU is a conspiracy by the transgender banking institutions spreading Materialist philosophies throughout the world. Jewish Marxism and Liberal Zionist pro-EU and NATO Capitalism being said materialist philosophies.
Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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I'd watch that
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Good, that is an act of anti-racism.
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