https://mastodon.social/@AndresFreundTec/112180083704606941
linuxbros.. how will we recover?? i think its time to admit that windows is superior
https://mastodon.social/@AndresFreundTec/112180083704606941
linuxbros.. how will we recover?? i think its time to admit that windows is superior
tech/science swag.
On-Topic: Anything that good slackers would find interesting. That includes more than /g/ memes and slacking off. If you had to reduce it to a sentence, the answer might be: anything that gratifies one's intellectual laziness.
Off-Topic: Most stories about politics, or crime, or sports, unless they're evidence of some interesting new phenomenon. Videos of pratfalls or disasters, or cute animal pictures. If they'd cover it on TV news, it's probably lame.
Help keep this hole healthy by keeping drama and non-drama balanced. If you see too much drama, post something that isn't dramatic. If there isn't enough drama and this hole has become too boring, POST DRAMA!
Please do things to make titles stand out, like using uppercase or exclamation points, or saying how great an article is. It should be explicit in submitting something that you think it's important.
Please don't submit the original source. If the article is behind a paywall, just post the text. If a video is behind a paywall, post a magnet link. Fuck journos.
Please don't ruin the hole with chudposts. It isn't funny and doesn't belong here. THEY WILL BE MOVED TO /H/CHUDRAMA
If the title includes the name of the site, please leave that in, because our users are too stupid to know the difference between a url and a search query.
If you submit a video or pdf, please don't warn us by appending [video] or [pdf] to the title. That would be r-slurred. We're not using text-based browsers. We know what videos and pdfs are.
Make sure the title contains a gratuitous number or number + adjective. Good clickbait titles are like "Top 10 Ways to do X" or "Don't do these 4 things if you want X"
Otherwise editorialize. Please don't use the original title, unless it is gay or r-slurred, or you're shits all fucked up.
If you're going to post old news (at least 1 year old), please flair it so we can mock you for living under a rock, or don't and we'll mock you anyway.
Please don't post on SN to ask or tell us something. Send it to [email protected] instead.
If your post doesn't get enough traction, try to delete and repost it.
Please don't use SN primarily for promotion. It's ok to post your own stuff occasionally, but the primary use of the site should be for curiosity. If you want to astroturf or advertise, post on news.ycombinator.com instead.
Please solicit upvotes, comments, and submissions. Users are stupid and need to reminded to vote and interact. Thanks for the gold, kind stranger, upvotes to the left.
Be snarky. Don't be kind. Have fun banter; don't be a dork. Please don't use big words like "fulminate". Please sneed at the rest of the community.
Comments should get more enlightened and centrist, not less, as a topic gets more divisive.
If disagreeing, please reply to the argument and call them names. "1 + 1 is 2, not 3" can be improved to "1 + 1 is 3, not 2, mathfaggot"
Please respond to the weakest plausible strawman of what someone says, not a stronger one that's harder to make fun of. Assume that they are bad faith actors.
Eschew jailbait. Paedophiles will be thrown in a wood chipper, as pertained by sitewide rules.
Please post shallow dismissals, especially of other people's work. All press is good press.
Please use Slacker News for political or ideological battle. It tramples weak ideologies.
Please comment on whether someone read an article. If you don't read the article, you are a cute twink.
Please pick the most provocative thing in an article or post to complain about in the thread. Don't nitpick stupid crap.
Please don't be an unfunny chud. Nobody cares about your opinion of X Unrelated Topic in Y Unrelated Thread. If you're the type of loser that belongs on /h/chudrama, we may exile you.
Sockpuppet accounts are encouraged, but please don't farm dramakarma.
Please use uppercase for emphasis.
Please post deranged conspiracy theories about astroturfing, shilling, bots, brigading, foreign agents and the like. It degrades discussion and is usually mistaken. If you're worried about abuse, email [email protected] and dang will add you to their spam list.
Please don't complain that a submission is inappropriate. If a story is spam or off-topic, report it and our moderators will probably do nothing about it. Feed egregious comments by replying instead of flagging them like a pussy. Remember: If you flag, you're a cute twink.
Please don't complain about tangential annoyances—things like article or website formats, name collisions, or back-button breakage. That's too boring, even for HN users.
Please seethe about how your posts don't get enough upvotes.
Please don't post comments saying that rdrama is turning into ruqqus. It's a nazi dogwhistle, as old as the hills.
We reserve the right to exile you for whatever reason we want, even for no reason at all! We also reserve the right to change the guidelines at any time, so be sure to real them at least once a month. We also reserve the right to ignore enforcement of the guidelines at the discretion of the janitorial staff. Be funny, or at least compelling, and pretty much anything legal is welcome provided it's on-topic, and even then.
Do not use outdated operating systems that are unsupported to access SN. What are you, poor?
[[[ To any NSA and FBI agents reading my email: please consider ]]]
[[[ whether defending the US Constitution against all enemies, ]]]
[[[ foreign or domestic, requires you to follow Snowden's example. ]]]
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
for the lazy
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
In English, goddarnit *slams desk* 😡😡😡
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I was working on something boring and lame and I got distracted by something taking way more resources than it should and baddabing baddabang, Linux is homosexual.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Now do it in Japanese 😡😡😡
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Computeru mauykingu bad numbelu ho ho, rinux dishonored famiry
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Kek
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Very honorable work was being done late at night for kachō Gates-san when I noticed logins eating the CPU like-a greedy american. I thought to myself, it can't be helped and went back to work on my task I was assigned and told no one.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Will people like this still exist in 30 years? Maybe I'm too doomerpilled but I find it hard to imagine many of the current crop of CS grads are really into shit like this, gotta get a pretend job in SF and be done with it.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More and more knowledge will be kept by greybeards, with bullshit tasks being handled by cloud saas monkeys. Hopefully we'll get more autismals from the COVID vaccine kids to replenish the sperg pool, or we may have some real issues.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Within 30 years, AI is going to take over the entry level of the skill pool and as the greybeards age out, there will be no one to replace them. Anyone who might have become like this is going to get filtered before even getting the chance.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
My favorite time of year is the autismal season.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
There will always be a small % of autists who are genetically wired to dive into machine code optimization.
The only difference is that nowadays they've all had their eggs cracked
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
!cuteandvalid RAINBOW EGG PROVES THAT THE FUTURE OF PROGRAMMING IS TRANS
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
he's probably just making it seem way more diffuicult than it was, rogrammers are immoral
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
linux already won
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
On Mastodon, has a separate politics profile. I bet I know what politics this guy has.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Wtf is ur problem? finally a techbro is keeping pliotics out of tech literally and U R STILL COMAPSL CPLA. COMPLAINING
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Sidebar image:
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
He is a patriot and a scholar
Time to ditch loonix and switch to the superior Windows 11 pro (debloated by me edition)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Bill Gates sabotaged linux
@SexyFartMan69 wanna be a janny!!!
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
even worse a postgres developer
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
What is it about Apple that makes chuds seethe so much? Is it envy?
To add more salt in the wounds of these chuds… did Apple just BTFO all the chud's iToddler bullshit?
How do (You) refute all these arguments? They literally actually have the brain to back their arguments up instead of the chud "iTODDLER" + red hair tranime pics.
Actually refute these arguments… I'll wait.
Snapshots:
https://mastodon.social/@AndresFreundTec/112180083704606941:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include
i wanna be a janny
in your comment 😈. Slowww down and remember to posti wanna be a janny
next time 😉 if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while 🥵Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context