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Isn't the 9th circuit the super lib one that gets overturned a lot
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Thumb prints not being protected by fifth amendment is pretty standard though. I imagine eventually all phone unlocks will be protected but right now this is the usual.
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Yes
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Use a strong password. Make those bitches wait until quantum computers take off lol
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They've been able to do that for a while
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The without a warrant part was what changed. Normally their shir wiuld be thrown out.
They pulled the dude over for tinted windows. Unlocked his phone. Then used that for probable cause to search his house. No warrant at any point
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I saw a clarification on HN that this person is on parole:
So this person already had his rights abrogated. I don't believe this would apply to Joe Schmo during a traffic stop.
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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The judge went further in his ruling and made applicable generally
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Hasn't this always been the case? Its why you're advised to mash the power button (or whatever) to disable biometric auth and force password only when you encounter the police or at the border.
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Its the without a warrant part thats the change
Also never cross borders with your phone
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Or computer. Make a backup, wipe it, cross border with it, restore from backup.
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Funny how we can have data cross country borders 10000000000000000x but second that data is on non volatile memory storage it has to be inspected
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It's getting inspected either way.
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The fiction of privacy is important, one way can't be used as evidence against you
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ngmi.
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No. You are advised to disable biometric auth at all times. Because biometric auth is shit
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It's too convenient to disable at all times and it's pretty unlikely that anyone wants to get into your phone and will force you to unlock it. If that was the case, you'd get the rubber hose treatment anyway if you disabled biometrics.
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If you're not inputting a 256 character password every time you open your phone that changes every 2 hours you may as well pull down your pants and let the feds enter that bussy. Do you cute twinks even opsec?
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They'd just subpoena the company if they couldn't make you comply
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Big difference between needing a subpoena and needing to grab your hand
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Not really
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@BigCarpsyHunter hows the fam? Fedsy ok today?
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We are going on a nice family vacation to [redacted]
Fedsey may or may not be accompanying us with his [redacted] and [redacted] to do some [redacted].
Whatever THAT means lol
Fedsey!
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