19 -year-old autist makes a programming language, names it Lolita
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All the links 404. Anyone know the new name?
Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20240422191406/https://hirrolot.github.io/posts/announcing-lolita.html
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lmao he renamed it half an hour after I made this post
https://hirrolot.github.io/posts/announcing-beatrice.html
https://github.com/beatrice-lang/beatrice/blob/master/docs/taste.md
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And now those links are also gone.
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Weird. I assume he's getting dragged somewhere but I can't find where
According to Google there's two anime grills called Beatrice and only one fits the bill. Enjoy:
https://rezero.fandom.com/wiki/Beatrice
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Zero chance the guy isn't into loli right
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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tfw no loli marsey
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I'm very uncomfortable
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evil twin from blood on the clocktower? in my rdrama?
oh wait there was that one post and we know carp plays botc so i can see it.
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I think it's a Shining reference
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the stubby nature reminds me more of the BOTC icon, but i do know the role has a shining refrence.
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blonde one called anzu is this chick for reference
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These may or may not count
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He's not into little girls. He just wants to be one.
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When your language knows it was written by a p-dophile.
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Every IT nerd is a p-dophile. Once you even toy with the idea of coding you automatically turn into a kiddie diddler
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Why are there so many tech pedos anyway? Is it an autism thing?
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Yes.
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The answer is always autism.
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Lolita! Light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.
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I like how they are trying to excuse it by saying he probably has no idea what he's doing and totes isn't a p-do.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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If he's gonna push the envelope she should've went balls to the wall and named it cunnylang
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The frick does self aware mean?
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The language itself is a classic case of "read too many Oleg Kisleov papers" syndrome. Still cool tho
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Format C:
Snapshots:
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40117249:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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