NEW: 🇺🇸 X/Twitter will become a full-service financial services app as it now has money transfer licenses in 25 U.S. states
— Radar🚨 (@RadarHits) April 29, 2024
Coming Soon:
- Wallet/Account
- Payments to any user
- Interest on funds
- Shopping
- Subscriptions
- Tipping pic.twitter.com/eZia6PPKli
X will do banking in 25 states
- 30
- 50
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Burgers so addicted to tipping they'll tip a tweet
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That is interesting and sexy.
[Don't forget to tip @BigCarpsyHunter if you like what you read! ]
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One sidevote
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One coin
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Thank you
Every little bit helps! Putting this on the ledger
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Here's a tip:
Keep yourself safe!
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I've got a much bigger issue with email jobs making six figures.
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You dont already
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Imagine how many effortpost rdrama will have once we can tip them.
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This was always the plan. Somehow all the media were reporting it like Musk did an oopsie impulsive purchase for no reason
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the decision seemed impulsive because he tried to back out of it
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Yeah, he always wanted some giga app that did literally everything.
Journ*lists are so fricking useless, lazy, and r-slurred
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Is this the start of the parallel rightoid financial system?
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He went full circle back to his PayPal roots.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Face and voice based registration coming in 5 years, I tell you what.
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All social media should already have this
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Finally a new way to pay for roses, machine parts and research chemicals
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Was obvious from the start he wants to WeChat maxx it
XeChat rename incoming
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@X money pls
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i dont even have 1k
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I'd send U some money but your profile gave my phone cancer
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Probably only the chud states
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No comrade, this is not the precursor to the Mark. This is only for convenience.
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Coomers! Rejoice!
I can't wait until furroids have to begrudgingly use this while cursing his name because every other processor bans them on sight
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