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Bing was noticeably lobotomized sometime over the past month

I have been Binging it on with Bing rewards for close to a decade now and while I would occasionally need to switch to google that was pretty rare and I am a heavy internet user. There legitimately might have been a stretch of over a year where Bing was totally fine and I didn't even need to google it on.

Bing has recently become r-slurred. It can't tell me basic facts. Every search is bumped down the screen so that copilot can go on a watchmojo rant about how I can solve my problem. It is always wrong. After I scroll past the numbered list I am greeted by the worst search results I have ever seen in my life.

Some exaggeration was used for comedic effect but this next part is 100% true. Every time I click on one of bing's top links I am sent to an article that was written by :marseytunaktunak: or :marseyrobot: . It's always:

"When does the next smiling friends episode air"

"WHEN DOES THE NEXT SMILING FRIENDS EPISODE AIR?

Hello sir smiling friends is a show. It is a show on cartoon network's ADULT SWIM. It is known for its edgy but clever comedy! Here we will tell you when it airs. It airs typically not during the week but on Friday - Monday, the weekend. In this article we will go over when those air dates are so you can enjoy this most harmonious form of televised entertainment. Read on to see the exact air dates and times. We will do our best to give you the most true an honest results. Scroll on to find the answer to all your questions and more!

THE SHOW

(paragraph poorly explaining the show)

WHEN DOES THE NEXT EPISODE AIR?

Smiling friends is a great show and its very popular so many people want to know when the next episode will air! These typically happen on weekends, which can be any time from Friday to Monday. We will do our best to tell you exactly when it will air but sometimes that information isn't known very far in advance! The show's second season aired on May 24th. Smiling friends is actually in its second season after a very successful first-season run last year! Some readers might want to know when the 6th episode, (the next one to come out) will air. That answer is June 10th"

(3 more paragraphs of vapid nonsense)

What the FRICK. If you just bing "When does the next smiling friends episode air" on google it tells you the date you don't even need to click on robojeet's article.

If you bing "When does the next smiling friends episode air" on bing it just straight up tells you the wrong answer. I thought I went overboard but even if you click on bings first link it is fricking talking about birdgirl. This is an MSN article. I don't know what the frick bird girl is.

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Every search is bumped down the screen so that copilot can go on a watchmojo rant about how I can solve my problem. It is always wrong.

Google has been doing this to me for weeks whenever I search an android issue. Their r-slurred buttfricked AI can't understand that android is fragmented to frick and back so any search on "how to do X on a pixel" returns a AI generate how to for one plus, samsung, Motos ect and not googles own brand

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its been impossible to search for anything related to android for a literal decade because its the only os that literally billions of people have ever used. 99.999% of content on the internet regarding android was made by thirworlder normies for thirdworlder normies because they dont understand computers or need to understand computers.

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I hate them so much. I just want to be able to run cron jobs to open a app. It that so much to ask?

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