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  • Arran : rare good njgger post

these neighbors got me fricked up

>try to open a link

how about some cloudflare neighbor! :marseytroll:

>open an interesting article

we got yo dumbass! half the page is greyed out, time to pay up neighbor! :marseytroll:

>try to change a password

password not strong enough neighbor! :marseytroll:

>open youtube

you gotta disable adblock neighbor! :marseytroll:

>search for a video on youtube

no you gotta watch what we tell you neighbor! :marseytroll:

>search for something on google

here is some blogspam written by chatGPT with 20 chapters about random shit neighbor! :marseytroll:

>open twitter

here are 20 arkose captcha puzzles to solve consecutively, each requiring abstract thinking and 20/20 eagle vision neighbor! :marseytroll:

>try to login to work email

enter the 2fa okta pass neighbor! :marseytroll:

>open an app on my phone

you have been signed out because of suspicious activity. give us your phone number to verify neighbor! :marseytroll:

>open slack

we just updated the UI, now a bunch of useless crap pops up and stays up every time you hover over something neighbor! :marseytroll:

>try to edit some js

your node is outdated, you need to update neighbor! :marseytroll:

bash isn't supported anymore you gotta use zsh now neighbor! :marseytroll:

gotta sign in to git first neighbor! :marseytroll:

gotta pull the latest branch neighbor! :marseytroll:

gotta merge all the changes first neighbor! :marseytroll:

gotta login to corporate vpn before u can push neighbor! :marseytroll:

>ok frick it imma just work on my side project instead

package not found neighbor! :marseytroll:

this environment is externally managed neighbor! :marseytroll:

>frick it imma hop on playstation to relax

need to install this mandatory 50gb update first neighbor! :marseytroll:

>wtf bro ok imma just chill n check out this new restaurant

download our app to view our menu neighbor! :marseytroll:

:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

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>try to login to work email

REEE

"Ok now enter this 2-digit code in Outlook Mobile"

I'm already in Outlook Mobile

Finally got the settings right so the prompt would appear on my phone, but you have one shot to get the fingerprint recognized or it's an automatic denial and you need to send a new code.

That Remember Me on this Device is a lie


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only an r-slur uses biometrics LOL

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