https://apnews.com/article/senate-child-online-safety-vote-f27c329679feb2d74787fc3887aa710f
why cant the government just tell parents 
to keep their kids off the computer?
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The Senate 
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As far as I can tell there
is zero requirement in the law for these social 
media 
companies to preemptively determine, on their own, which accounts are and aren't used by minors. Such a thing would 
be practically impossible 
anyways but I don't see it in the law.
To contrast with your r-slurred
example, there 
ARE requirements in state 
laws for establishments selling 
alcohol 
to only sell to patrons at or over the age of 18. You're right 
maybe some states 
don't specifically declare that such verification must be via an ID check 
but the requirement is still there, and is NOT there 
in this law.
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if theyre held liable for a minor using it after the fact then, they will on their own proactively and preemptively prevent themselves sufferring that liability.
how is it still there by your logic?
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Is this in the law? You keep acting like it is.
... because it's not legal for them to sell to customers age 17 or younger? god darn you might be more r-slurred
than pizza tbqh
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yes, the law says they have to do all these specific things for minors and prevent non minors from communicating them. Therefore they have to identify the minors somehow in order to comply. If they say theyre trying to do all that butt cant show they at least tried to identify minors in order to treat them differently then they run afoul of the law.
and so they are required to check id, bc if they dont and a minor gets sold alcohol they have no legal defense. You clearly have no understanding of how laws actually apply irl.
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I see nothing in it that requires the company to identify minor
accounts. Care you link to what part of the bill specifies that?
Given that similar
online 
bills don't have any such requirement I doubt 
they'll add it to this one. For example, companies are already banned 
from collecting advertising data on users aged 13 or younger. Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, etc. are all in compliance with this law. Do you need an ID to use any of these websites? No, no you don't. Some of them just added age requirements to make an account - again, as you'll notice, it's largely on the honor system. I'm not aware 
of ANY litigation against, say, Reddit.com for allowing a 12-year-old to make an account. Do you care to link any such legal case?
You're spinning
a bunch of r-slurred 
hypotheticals to get yourself 
worked up over it because you hate laws in general. While calling me a commie 
for some unspecified reason.
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here
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/florida-ron-desantis-signs-bill-social-media-kids-ban-rcna144950
bc of that bill if you go to reddit or a porn site from a Florida server you will see that those bills have made those sites feel checking ID is required.
evrything else you just said, shows your lack of lack of awareness of the above and your general lack of understanding of the legal system.
hypotheticals are the only way to analyze a law that has yet to be enacted/enforced you dumb commie.
this was a determination I made in my last conversatiom with you about another topic, commie
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Where is any of this in the bill this post is about in the senate?
This is the critical part of the bill that I don't see in the senate one but for some reason you're convinced it exists... somewhere.. who knows where
but somewhere.
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I already explained this to you, butt youre too either to dumb to understand it, or more likely your engaged in classic foid brained cognitive dissonance. Either way, I wish you
luck at your next CCP rally
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cool talk bb
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