Going :marseysal3: into court :marseyjudge: to fight :marseyjaguarwarrior: my unlawful arrest. Wish me luck!

https://x.com/pontifier/status/1838276930056904920

I was found :marseymimic: guilty. I can't say I'm surprised :marseyfoongus: with the verdict. The judge :marseyaisha: didn't watch :marseysal2: the video, and both of the prosecution witnesses lied, so now I have to go to the appeals court. It's infuriating to have to fight :marseyevilgrin: for everything, every step of the way.

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!codecels he's one of us

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Yay I love this guy!!! :yay:

Here's his arrest video I considered making a thread but it's long and almost sad. The defeated sounding kids at the end is just :marseydeadinside2:

20:00 in "Was that exciting?" ".............no" "I didn't like the part where you were yelling" :marseydepressed:

He is sperging out because the complete shithole he bought up 1000 properties in won't let him build a go kart track and methheads keep driving off in his gokarts. He is also the town's local Libertarian party mayor candidate

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Darn. Sounds like a cool guy, if a bit delusional. He would actually turn the dilapidated trash into something productive and enjoyable and, of course, the government wants to frick him over instead of going after the criminals pooping up the neighborhood.

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Except in the end he's gonna be about fricking kids you know

He is also the town's local Libertarian party mayor candidate

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They are stopping criminals, he doesn't have his papers in order!

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this guy is going to snap and go on some kind of killdozer-esque rampage one day

he's too stubborn & neurodivergent and the town is too r-slurred for there to be any other outcome

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Holy shit that guy's not dead yet?

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Get this neighbor a komatsu pronto

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neighbors on go-karts?

:#marseyracist:

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