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the way animals are treated is fricked but meat tastes really good, wish they would just grow frankenstein meat in a lab or w/e already
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I'm more in favor of having some humans consenting to be eaten. Takes up less land and far more ethical
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Manlets rise up, our will is inevitable. I’ve been vegan for over 7 years, good to see the world finally catching up.
Drama is going to have to start converting.
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No just poor people do, I support high taxes on meat
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If
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have they considered bugs?
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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That's right snappy. If they ban meat the people in britbongistan will rise up with homemade weapons and overthrow the vegan tyrants
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Cows use up a really absurd amount of water + CO2 emissions.
Really it's inevitable over our lifetimes something changes in beef consumption but it's more likely to be more battery farm chicken than bug eating
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No they don't
No it isn't
Frick you
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its true man
You can disagree with changing it, but they take an absurd amount of water & co2 cause you need to feed them with ~8x as much nutrients as they produce. Most plants are grown as animal feed, not for us to chew on. Especially soy!
I am rly not so much about the meat, theres good stuff with similar textures. What I cant let go is fricking cheese.
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Because Gorge Soros wants us all sickly and weak so his storm troopers can dominate the West at his whim!
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Neighbor, I've been vegan for 7 years. My physique is on my profile here. I literally have the best physique on this website.
I could beat every meat eater here to death at once.
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Listen bro, I appreciate the schtick, but it doesn't matter how buff you get.
A persons vitals are all above their waist.
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I'm being 100% serious you cute twink, being vegan isn't innately any more or less healthy than an equally nutritionally balanced omnivores diet.
But it is always pudgy r-slurs with physiques that look like mashed potatoes insisting that vegan diets aren't conducive to strength, performance, or physique building. Any difference is squarely within margin of error territory.
TLDR, KEEP YOURSELF SAFE.
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That's not very nice
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I didn't say anything about vegans r-slur.
What I said, is that your gonna have to shadow of the colossus my butt if you wanna tussle.
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Because murdering animals is r-slurred.
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