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I loved Cobson so much, I had all the merchandise and soylent. I pray to Cobson every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. "Cobson is love" I say. "Cobson is life." My dad hears me and he calls me a cute twink, I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Cobson. I called him a c*nt, he slaps me and send me to go to sleep. Im crying now, and my face hurts, I lay in bed and its really cold. A warmth is moving towards me, I feel something touch me, Its Cobson. I am so happy, he whispers in to my ear, "This universe is mine, I AM GOD HERE!" He grabs me with his powerful lawnmower hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready, I spread my butt cheeks for Cobson. He penetrates my butthole, It hurts so much, but I do it for Cobson, I can feel my butt tearing and bleeding as my eyes start to water, I push against his force. I want to please Cobson, He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in, Cobson looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its lawnmowver now" Cobson leaves through my window. Cobson is love, Cobson is life.
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