Cobson's House

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like "girl" as you once again type your little "BWC" throw up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "buff hyperborean vs a skinny black guy isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your dilator on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fricking frickup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddarn day, every day, for a grown "man" who spends all "his" time on the sharty posting about having "pure" white peepee. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a "pure" white peepee spammer. A pathetic chudcel loser, She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "X IS BUILT FOR BWC" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little "BVLL" laughing in the dark by "himself" as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that "he's" done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...