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Soyteens have an IRL meet up in Times Square 
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Really glad when I was 10 my dad taught me "never, ever post your face or meet up with any weirdos from the internet"
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Based advicemaxxing dadjakker
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ur a paypig. may you do the needful and 'chive the vod https://soyjak.party/soy/src/1719337476821j-1.mp4
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Still better than...
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Like this?
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ty ily ur my hero
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Ive only gotten laid cause i met up with a person from an anime group chat
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Shocking how gen Z choses to ignore this advice and get shocked at the consequences.
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"Can I play with you guys?"
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No, that's onset cancer.
Goddarn what hole am I in lol
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Dios Mio...
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Oldest !soyteens
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They're called soyteens for a reason
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"Mom mom mom can you pleaaaaase take me to New York??"
"...why?"
"Because I wanna check out this BASED and GEMMY meetup of TRUE CHADS to SAVE THE SHARTY!!!"
"...Oh, you want to meet your online friends? I'm not sure if that is sa-"
"DON'T BE A COALY BRIMSTONE NIG...NICCOMPOOP MOM!!! I PROMISE I WILL BEHAVE AND KEEP IN TOUCH!!! YOU CAN EVEN GIVE ME NO TENDIES FOR A MONTH PLEASE MOM I WANT TO GO SEE THE GEMMY MEETUP!!!"
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These people have no right to make fun of redditors and their meetups.
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What do you mean? These look surprisingly normal considering where they come from
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they're all wearing t-shirts screenprinted with polish cartoons from internet
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They automatically mog redditors by weighing less than a sperm whale calf.
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They do, they aren't obese
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lmao reminds me of ted
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that's the idea r-slur cute twink
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Wojaks have been around since 2020, the soy variant specifically
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that pic was prolly like a decade ago or something
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lmao so wtf do they do? Just meet up and talk about their favorite soy face? I'd pay good money to hear their irl discussions
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I'd pay good money to never hear it.
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They drank soylent and made sproke
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they hate the bald man with a beard and glasses
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Whoever took this picture has a 99.5% chance of not knowing what any of this means, and that's a beautiful thing
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LOL male Ted Simp
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They look like such goobers lol
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They're kids. It's sweet that they're getting out the house and having real-world real-time interactions with people.
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https://twitter.com/QueenAnticommie/status/1792752880975593738 guy on the right
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Soy meetup: 1, dramatard
meetup: 0
Mogged again
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What's soy jack party and what's gemmy? I'm getting out of touch
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This comment is GIA certified.
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Okay so they are minors. Idk why I expected them to be adults.
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At least they're getting some fresh air
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This is proof that sharty is the closest thing to rdrama
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Yeah... they look about how i would have expected
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total teen victory
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They look nice. Hope they had a good time
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Rdrama meetup when
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Many people seem confused about this meme so I will explain it. It is actually really shocking that it ended up at times square.
Patrick Crusius, the inspiration for the Chud, wrote his manifesto in a SpongeBob notebook. (Well at least that is the rumor. The police deny the existence of the manifesto). So this meme is referring to that.
It is only a rumor because Crusius is believed to have been a particular poster on the extremist website "crystal cafe" in which he posted an image of a spongebob notebook and promised a manifesto the day before the shooting.
The squirrel is actually in reference to an infamous video where a guy captures a red squirrel and lights it on fire as it squirms and moves about trying to put itself out a la BMT. The supposed posts of Crusius on Crystal Cafe used this video for shock value. Be warned though, if you decide to visit crystal cafe to see what its about they are pretending to be women so as to not get the attention of the feds. But understand their code. Moid means minorities, and is short for minoritoid. The "pinkpill" refers to mass shootings because brass bullet cases go pink when they oxidize.
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