https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1856498164200542211
đ¨BREAKING: Donald Trump selects Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to lead the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.) pic.twitter.com/SbEhcNb5bi
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) November 13, 2024
Yes really please kill me now i take my vote back 
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its better with sound
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omg DOGE like the meme?!?!?! simply freaking epic, my good sir
this is so deeply embarrassing.
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Let people enjoy things
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EPIC DOGE DOGECOIN TO THE MOON!
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The country was a lost cause after 2016 lol.
We're basically a 3rd world african nation.
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No you're not
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*your are
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This is fake. It can't be real.
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https://apnews.com/live/house-senate-trump-updates-11-12-2024#00000193-22fa-d399-add3-b6fa70e00000
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You know that
butt Elon came up with that because Trump told him no when he wanted to call it "X-Force" or something equally gay
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I think you mean X Ă A-Xii force.
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Daily Mail is all over it. They hated Biden so much, they are probably all drinking champagne in the office and shit right now.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14075357/donald-trump-elon-musk-vivek-ramaswamy-government-efficiency.html
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True but I'm going to be in their first 100 customers
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You need the merch so you can tell gen alpha you were there when it happened.
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I'm praying man. Imagine the guy who ruined twitter running the government
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I need to say BIPOC at my townhall meeting. It's literally a human right.
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Yet can't even say nĂgger on rdrama though without adding a subhuman letter
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!jannies this guy dodged the slur filter!!!
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good goy
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Thanks sir
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thx, borpo, love you, keep up the fricking good work, call your grandma
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Thanks sir
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But you can say BIPOC as much as you want
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he saved twitter
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The Fox and Friends guy also got tapped to be Secretary of Defense today. Orange Man has gone mask off and is rolling out his secret cringe terrorism agenda.
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He's so desperate to pump and dump that shitcoin it's wild.
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!trump2024 Dogecoin to the moon
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WIRED sneed https://www.wired.com/story/donald-trump-elon-musk-department-of-government-efficiency/
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Okay... I really need to cash out this time
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It would be impressive if dogecoin hit a dollar because it's one of the only cryptocurrencies that's actually inflationary
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honestly had a laugh when
and declaring DOGE gains
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COULDN'T BE ME
!khive !nonchuds
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Noooo it's the 4b
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But you voted for Trump?
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Did not.
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No, I voted
against what every redditor 
wanted 
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!commenters
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The funniest
outcome is it becomes a permanent duplicate of the Department 
of the Treasury
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Why are socialists so stupid?
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Elon always has and always will be an annoying redditstrag
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YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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He is?
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Listen if the left is fine with funding DEI programs and free peepee-chops for kids, I'm fine with some rightoid trolling with silly department names
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So much hype for drama, I can watch elon do his sink joke to a government building. But remember Trumps last try in 2016 when he did nothing at all for 4 years. I just cant buy into the hype.
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Honestly I just hope he doesn't escalate things with the Chinx or accidentally fire somebody important in the defense bureaucracy.
Other than that I think things will mostly sort themselves out, but it would be neat if we get another good season of Cabinet Survivor.
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I don't get it
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His first term had an insane staff turnover rate. He fired or drove off almost everyone he started with, and by 2020 his bench was getting so low that he was using Rudy Giuliani and the My Pillow guy to do campaign work.
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Republicans really do care about us
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Is there a link to the actual press release? I can't find it anywhere.
I find it hard to believe anyone in the presidential cabinet (especially in charge of finances) would be allowed to chair so many businesses under their jurisdiction
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Idk here is fricking vivek
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Bizarre. I was half convinced it was a doge pumping scam when I couldn't find an AP article
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He could still just be confused and playing along. This was fricking just announced and spammed over rightwing twitter. We'll know by tomorrow if this was fricking just unleashed r-sluration or real.
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https://apnews.com/live/house-senate-trump-updates-11-12-2024#00000193-22fa-d399-add3-b6fa70e00000
Ok apparently they're not actually in the government it's just an "external advisors group" lmao
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Even trump had to at least pretend to step aside from his company in order to be president. How would Elon ever agree to that, doesn't seem like him at all
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Also elon has been talking about this for a fricking while
Trump is fricking kinda a fricking giga r-slur cesar cause of all the fricking momentum he has behind him. Let them try to prosecute him like they tried to get cesar on bribery charges.
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Elon making doge references for another pump and dump cycle and then doing nothing with it would not be a new phenomenon tho
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He could do that too. He is fricking pretty unpredictable imho.
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The whole universe is a fever dream inside a computer simulation.
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I'm fine with Vivek but holy shit can someone please kick Elon in the balls?
This doge shit was like 12 years ago.
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No
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Holy shit it's happening
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This is le epic
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Move this to /h/the_donald so I can pin it
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Done
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right cause giant boom and busts cycles is the absolute paradigm of efficiency.
w/e the executive branch still has no more power than the legislative gives it. they can't cut mandated programs, their job is to execute on mandated programs.
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this isn't real
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holy shit he made the memes real
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Imagine what your grandmother would think if she saw the shit you were posting. Do you think she would love how you spend your days laughing at the misfortune of others? If you all just applied yourself, maybe, just possibly, one day you will reach the potential that all your elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, keep shitposting your life away, and try to feel secure in the knowledge that at least you don't lose your shit on the internet.
Snapshots:
https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1856498164200542211:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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