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Please Read: Roster of Fellows

Hello,

If your name appears on this list, you are A Fellow. If not, you are not A Fellow. This document will change over time, so be sure to check back regularly for updates. Remember, ignorance of The Rules is not an acceptable excuse. If you believe you should be A Fellow, please comment below with proper justification and credentials, and the Board will reply as soon as is conveinent.

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We do not permit Non-Fellows do speak against Fellows. I will forgive this transgression once.

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tysm bb :taycold: should be a fellow for pointing that out tho 🧐 but I sure as all get out did not read ur OP so mb not kk 😬


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Hello my Fellows, I trust your having a wonderful and cultured evening.

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Indeed, good sir. Between the two of us, I'm glad I'm not forced to mingle with the Non-Fellows. :marseysick:

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Hello :marseywave:

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:#marseycoffee: :!#marseycoffee:

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Quite quite.

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Salutations! I am a most learned man, and I wish that I may be made a fellow of your organization so as to bring light to the dirty, uneducated masses! I have attached a photograph showcasing just one of the many tomes that populate my library, I hope it may serve as proof well enough of my boasts!

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Here at the Ivory Tower, we do not support Trump's fascistic rule of the United States. Do better.

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Ahh, but what better way to predict your enemy than to pick his mind, my good man? I hope you may reconsider my application!

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Hello, the great fellows of /h/the_ivory_tower! I would like to make an appeal to become a "fellow" of this great organization.


PETE SEEGER


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In what way have you dedicated yourself to the pursuit of knowledge? @schizocel

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I have stopped most of my use of those Text-To-Voice programs and have learned over 400 English words.


PETE SEEGER


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...perhaps you should stay in training for a little while longer.

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I must apologize; my parents did not follow the sound doctrine of eugenics, leading to my incredibly meager Intelligence Quotient. For me, those 500 English words are as sans pareil as being trained in the fine art of phrenology or learning the Shakespearian plays by heart.

I plead to you good sir, let me into your fine society and I will become like to a finely polished jewel into the greater Reichskrone of this great beau monde institution.

Best Regards,
Soren


PETE SEEGER


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Hmm. Very well.

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Soren was a failed abortion, she is illiterate


:capysneedboat:~~~~:!marseycarpdead::space::space::marseylion:

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Just how many alts do you have?

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I have one ban evasion alt, 3 rehab award evasion alts used exclusively for goombling, and another alt I forgot the password to


:capysneedboat:~~~~:!marseycarpdead::space::space::marseylion:

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I've seen the new Beavis and Butt-Head movie two times

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low brow trash. I will see to it that you are not given a position of Fellow. Back to your dormitory.

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mike judge shouldve killed himself immediately after the last beavis and butthead episode aired

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he should have killed Seth MacFarlane before he took the KOTH time slot with the Cleveland Show

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family guy is one of the last good tv shows on air right now

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My honourable and learned Chairman of the Tower—

I have a remarkable h-index for my published contributions to the physical sciences, and I have had excerpts from Ovid in the original Latin in my profile biography for months. Additionally, I—in full service of my God-given talents—command a robust knowledge of mathematics, Victorian literature, classics, linguistics, racial anthropology, geography, philosophy (ancient and modern), scholastic theology, music (history and performance), political philosophy, engineering (mechanical, electrical, machine design), and the science of computation (theoretical and applied), among many other disciplines. Further, I came unto this Internet community originally from another, known to some here, where one routinely writes essay-length contributions to discourse.

Thus I appeal to the Fellows for admission into this distinguished establishment. Your friend and most humble servant— :marseysnek::marseysnek:

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We should start a list of good books to read and talk about :marseyreading:

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Unironically a good idea I need book suggestions

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I really recently finished In the Time of Madness by Richard Lloyd Parry and I sincerely recommend it, it's about Indonesia during and immediately after Suharto and you get to see conflict between the muzzies and the native headhunters in Borneo and the insurgency in Timor Leste

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Here’s my favorite piece of literature despite its short length

https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/eo.aspx


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>No doctail expert as a fellow

>Soren

NGMI


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I don't see your signature of the Fellows of The Ivory Tower registry, I'd recommend you to leave this place ruffian.


PETE SEEGER


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lol melon gypsy

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put me on the list

pic included for verification purposes

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Take the red pill, Neo, and see how deep the neovagina goes.

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Why should you be added to the list? I see no credentials. Don't you have something better to do than annoy us with your presense? We are discussing serious matters here.

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Apologies, here is a picture of my credentials. Please add me to the list at your soonest convenience.

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Take the red pill, Neo, and see how deep the neovagina goes.

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Don't you have a "rock and roll" concert to attend? Leave us be.

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This is very disappointing. Hopefully a picture of my gorgeous upper-class (and very classy) family will convince you to relent.

I remain your most obedient servant,

Billy-Bob Esq

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Take the red pill, Neo, and see how deep the neovagina goes.

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My Application to join : How Can Dramatards Be Real If Our homeland isn't Real

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G'day massah,, I'd like to be a fellow. I earned my masters degree from Oxford in Men's Studies in '74. I became the first Jewish klansman in '89 and was the first klansman to become a mason in '03.

All I have to offer to the tower are my tit pics.

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Hello my good fellows. Here is my credentials :#fancywithwine:

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what the FRICK

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I never buy more than 4 rolls of TP at a time because i feel like if people see me carrying a giant pack they'll think to themselves, there goes that guy who's constantly pooping out his ass

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Exquisite decorum, you sound like a natural fellow

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:marseylove::marseylove::marseylove:

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I should be a fellow because I am weird and like posting stuff and talking to people and am active on this sub.

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Welcome good sir

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BIPOC

Uhhh I mean

Violent african ameriKKKan whit a low intelligence, quite loud and uneducated thats prone to violence

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Negroes are an important part of The Tower

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:marseyblackface:

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Where's @pizzashill?

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Pizzashill is well known, but he must make a request to be added to the roster.

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My sig is available for rent. Come visit /h/wallstreetbets :marseywallst:
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