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You want a fricking real answer, b-word? Fine.

I'd just be sucking the fricking tit of a fricking business instead

You wouldn't, because that's not what a fricking job is. The fricking business isn't paying you for charity. They're paying you because you provide value to them. You're productive. And unless the fricking owner is a fricking real r-slur, they're actually paying you a fricking portion of what your generate, because the fricking business needs some kind of profit to survive and thrive.

But you've apparently been such a fricking useless shit your entire life that the fricking very concept of work itself seems foreign to you, like you can't understand it. Unfortunately your parents failed in raising you (and they surely can't blame their financial situation for it) because this is a fricking pretty core part of being a fricking functioning member of society.

Have you ever worked a fricking job, b-word? Ever, b-word? Literally any job, preferably one that you got on your own and not at the fricking family business. Probably not.

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I was a lifeguard in high school and I teach some BJJ classes sometimes but other than that no. I haven't been officially hired anywhere in almost 10 years.

You wouldn't, because that's not what a fricking job is. The fricking business isn't paying you for charity. They're paying you because you provide value to them. You're productive. And unless the fricking owner is a fricking real r-slur, they're actually paying you a fricking portion of what your generate, because the fricking business needs some kind of profit to survive and thrive.

I would want all of what I generate because otherwise I would feel like I was getting scammed. And the hiring process is extremely demeaning. They make you fill out personality charts and then I'd have to listen to a manager who lives in a smaller house than I do, and is less jacked than me? There legit has to be a way to get a girlfriend that doesn't involve the ratrace because I just don't think I could take it.

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lmao okay I'm definitely getting trolled, no way is fricking someone THIS conceited.

If this is your fricking actual personality then you're rotten to the fricking core. Just buy a fricking gf at that point.

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If you lived in my head you would understand.

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