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birdenthusiast duck/ducks :marseyvampirecrusader:Mavis Enthusiast :marseyvampirecrusader:  1yr ago (image post) 556 thread views #144333
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WE ARE SO BACK

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Jesus Christ who the frick let you open an account.

You're not just a bag holder, you're like one of those bell hops from the 50s who had to carry some movie starlets 50 suitcases for her.

Whatever chart your using to pick stocks flip it up side down. You're buying the wrong side of the spike.

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![](https://media.tenor.com/R0MXDlw4fRMAAAAd/vampire-awake.gif)me rn

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Is that the dad from father of the bride? :marseyxd:

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no lmao, thats Leslie Nielsen legendary actor

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You mean the little known actor, Steve Martin?

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I can't remember actor names. :marseycry:

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She is built for big human peepee.

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She’s so cute :marseyfluffy:

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Pervert!

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:marseyagree:

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Wouldn't

:#capysneedboat2::#capyantischizo::#space:

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She marries one, so yes.

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Why doesn't house racist get a cool award to indoctrinate people into our ranks

:#marseysob:

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:chudseypat:

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Donno what you are talking about. You are in house vampire.

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:#wolfamogus: :#marseysus:

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You guys alrwady have chudrama

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How do you do fellow vampires?

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@August BLEH!

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Vamp here

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:marseysneed:

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frick yeah

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Remind me how this shit gets cured, I really miss my colour.

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Time heals all wounds

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would you suck me? ... my blood ofc

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@birdenthusiast im unironically O- :marseyveryworriedfed:

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Zip your pants back up :marseydisagree::marseyunamused:

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She's so cute :marseycry:

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full on foid cute butch lady boner:marseysick::marseysick:

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>Yes

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she probably has gonorrhea nodules tbh

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