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Donkey_Kongvastergan She/Her Frick you, that's my name!  10mo ago (text post) 242 thread views #182504
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Why House Vampire is better than every other house, updated

With the addition of house edgy I thought it was a good time to remind everyone that house vampire is better than every other house at the thing that house supposedly does.

House racist - every vampire is a supremacist for the vampire race, we are literally better than the entire race of humanity

House femboy - Vampires are more beautiful and effeminate than any femboy could ever dream of being

House furry - Vampires can transform into a bat, enough said

House edgy - vampires are literally undead and literally kill people and drink their blood, how is this even imaginably a contest

In conclusion House Vampire is the best house and vampires are better than everyone.

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!downvoters !edgelords STRIKE DOWN THE fricking FALSE

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Vampires are fricking more beautiful and effeminate than any femboy could ever dream of being

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vampires are literally undead and literally kill people and drink their blood, how is this even imaginably a contest

Because we have more than just vampires. Look, man, I actually like vampires but being only vampires is like having only the option of vanilla ice cream: it's good, but I want more flavor options

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:#marseypolarbear:

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Vampire trans lives matter

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>House edgy - vampires are literally undead and literally kill people and drink their blood, how is this even imaginably a contest

Ok sure but consider this:

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Hwouse Racist alweady owns that onye

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https://media.giphy.com/media/wqh6gtUuO210HtK4k5/giphy.webp

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Plus we get to use bite awards

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