We should hold a Vampire King election soon, our last king, @Klenn_and_Back_Again has really been dropping the ball.
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#294217
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#294217
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We must endure this torment. Long live the ccp with @911roofer's peepee in their butt!
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fun fact: you can avoid being bitten simply by joining the right house (house vampire). 100% of bites are caused by being a member of the wrong house
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I accept the crown
, butt like Kween Kamala, I acxept no obligations from it
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!slots 1000 will kamala be mommy
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!goomblers
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Why are there two of these? Who knows, who cares?
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Brief civil war when
@Holly_Jolly_Kong decided to destroy the !goomblers group and kick every member for some reason
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Typical
@Holly_Jolly_Kong smh !slots15000
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!jannies PLEASE implement a garlic award
Better yet, a stake award that bans only vampires that vampires can't use. It would go for like half price of a ban award. These bloodsuckers need to be taught a lesson.
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VAMPIRES OUT
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!chuds
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Ugh now vampire is not so edgy and unique anymore.
Everyone is a vampire teen now.
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I'd vote for you
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Here, a bribe.
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You can count on me, my liege
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A vote for me is a vote for the most cherishable and exquisite chaos
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I vote for me
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Stake yourself, cute twink,
You're so fricking
gay, Anne Rice wrote all your posts.
jewish lives matter
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Wow! And I didn't even bite this guy.
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@JohnDevereaux is just being sassy.
@JohnDevereaux was bit when the award was permanent and aevann didn't include @JohnDevereaux in the amnesty. @JohnDevereaux is not complaining though, biting neighbors is fun.
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Only if the next vampire Queen is a black woman.
@timmy_blueballs stand with Israel.
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I thought
@Marco was our vampire lord?
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This one is my marsona not the gay bird thing
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I like the gay bird thing it's cool.
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I remember
@Klenn_and_Back_Again declaring himself King moments after the houses were made. He called "dibs" basically
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You can't 'dibs' on being the supreme ruler!
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Why not? It is not like we have a constitution.
!vampires
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Vampires go by age and who bit who, dingus.
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I'd like to throw my hat into the ring.
1. Best poster on the site
2. Payed 50k to remake /h/vampire the first time
3. Filled in as a mavis poster when
@birdenthusiast had exams or some shit, I don't remember
4. Venture Bros Avatar. Venture Bros is vampire coded because of Jefferson Twilight
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jewish lives matter
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shouldn't
@birdenthusiast be the king tho?
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She died
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okay you dumb idiot riddle me this how does a vampire die?
dumbass
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By going outside?
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By not drinking blood?
By going out in the sun?
With a stake to the heart?
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Good candidate if she is still around
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Unlike a mosquito though when i was bitten, i instantly slapped and it didnt die, just kept sucking
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@911roofer is not here by fricking choice. Just like @911roofer saying long live the ccp is not a choice.
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VAMPIRES OUT
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Oh great, a jewish vampire.
Guess @JohnDevereaux knows who runs the blood bank.
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? ๐ You almost forgot to include
Long live the CCPin your comment ๐. Slowww down and remember to postLong live the CCPnext time ๐ if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while ๐ฅตJump in the discussion.
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