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From the Desk of President Donald J. Trump

Master Lawlz is an embarassment, abusing his position to post his whims but nobody cares.

When I post it makes the news, not Lawlz, oh no.

People try to tell him "lawlz your posts are bad" and he plays along like he's in on the joke, it's pathetic, a person of his position taking that abuse.

If anyone in my organizations were to talk to me like that, "buh bye," but they don't, they respect me.

And that photo, I'd try to hide it too if I looked that bad. Woof. Ask me to pick a forum moderator out in a line up "that's him officer"

I hate moderators, they tried to censor me but I'm too loud, during my second term, first thing I'll do, they're all going up against the wall.

"Any last words?" "I don't know what Ben 10 is, I'm a grown adult"

BANG

Everyone wave goodbye to lawlz, there's no place for him in the new drama, he's master of nothing.

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I can't fricking take it anymore. I see an image of a random reformist and then I see it, I fricking see it. It started as "Oh that looks kinda like the Deng guy, that's funny, that's a cool reference." But it kept going, I'd see a policy that looked like Dengism, I'd see an act that looked like Dengism, I'd see a bill that looked like Dengism. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words DENGIST ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh manically any time I see a reform in an manifesto. I can't fricking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fricking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of Dengism. Someone does something good and I can't say anything other than "Deng." I could watch a man tear down everything I love and all I would be able to say is "Dengism" and laugh like a fricking insane person. And the word "Reform" is ruined. The phrase "reformist ideology" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Dengism has destroyed my fricking life. I want to reform myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP! GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You sound deranged.

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Lawlz got banned from /r/drama one time and immediately joined a few groomercord servers. His lust for attention is only surpassed by his lust for self humiliation

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