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Daily reminder: sports are extreme straightcute twinkry

What's "college football"? Never heard of it. Cannot imagine being emotionally invested in it, like getting blackout drunk because one dude got injured and your backup QB transfered to Kentucky and turned it into an undefeated team and these fricking ESPN jerkoffs cannot come up with a playoff system that has more than 4-teams. But, then again, isn't ruining relationships and destroying your body and managing to get too fricked up to get laid over the most pointless ideas imaginable the very existence dramanauts?

Anyway, everybody tell @iowa_hawkeye that he sucks and so does corn in general.

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Please don't refer to handegg as football :marseybaited:

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Imagine having stadiums with under 100,000 people

Imagine not even having a band

Yikes.

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Don't need a band. Football fans are perfectly capable of singing, chanting, playing instruments, throwing chairs, and shooting fireworks at each other without any organised encouragement from the club management.

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Please don't call soccer football.

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:marseymutt: :marseyseethe: :marseycope:

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Marsey knows

:marcusfootball:

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CAM ON INGERLAND

BAMBAMBAMBAM

SCOR SOM FACKIN GULS

BAMBAMBAMBAM

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when you like both handegg and soccer and r-slurs are fighting over which one is better

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Please k1ll yourself for making this comment

Trans lives matter

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Womp womp.

:marseyblowkiss: :marseycorn:

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What's worse are the die hard college sports fans who didn't even go to the college they cheer for.

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I didn't go to college.

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we can see that

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That's a compliment.

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Get back in the locker, nerd.

ESPN jerkoffs cannot come up with a playoff system that has more than 4-teams

ESPN

Scratch that, your head is going in a potty for this.

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I feel like the incel level here has gone though the roof recently. Probably an effect of ruqqus shutting down.

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Sports fans are 1000x better than anyone remotely interested in politics.

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Politics fans are kitties, they're so insecure they start paramilitaries and sneaky spies. 10 year footy club members get straight to the point and punch each other to death, just how the LORD intended.

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nah. at least with politics you can have good drama over shit people really care about, or like know or influence a small 100M section of the several trillion dollars and the sovereign force the govt has. sports is just idiots doing useless ball throwing

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votehogs are just idiots flapping their jowls uselessly

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With a little tweaking, the rest of your post is a fine description of the top 0.1% players of the game.

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yeah, voting is for “educated middle class professionals” and “disaffected lower class workers”, all of whom should be put into work camps. but at least it isn’t cheering at the screen for random r-slurs to throw better

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politics itself does matter a bit

Reread.

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you have been put down, do not respond further or I will take that butt.

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This is outrageous. My criticism of Israel has very little to do with my rabid anti-semitism.


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American sports are cringe I agree.

Football is kino tho.

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Spurs :marseylaugh:

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Lol the entire sport is just a toy for oil sheiks. People in Newcastle were partying in the streets because the Saudi royal family bought their team. I can't think of anything more cucked.


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Capitalism corrupts everything it touches, can’t argue with that.

Still at least it’s not commercialball. No American sport has ever given me the joy I felt this day.

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Eh the people get what they want, the fans wanted this. It's not this bad in the Bundesliga. Although they are cucked in a different way by letting their best players go to Bayern with little fight.


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Newcastle fans wanted it sure but really can’t blame them since the Ashley’s have been fricking that club for decades.

The rest of the league has rightfully been trashing the move.

Bundesliga is cool but yeah the lack of parity keeps me from watching seriously. Like I know spurs are shit but the hope that maybe one day we could win the league is very much alive in me, I mean fricking Leicester won it so why not.

If Bayern buy Haaland they should riot.

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Imagine watching a “sport” where grievous injuries aren’t occurring with weekly regularity.

If there’s not a very real chance of seeing someone’s tibia poking through their skin, you might as well be watching competitive pillow fighting.

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I only watch esports for this reason

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Being an e-sports fan is the most r-slurred possible fandom to sign up for

Some Korean manlet playing a video game is in no way impressive, I don't care how good they are at it.

Trans lives matter

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Come on, don't make a post about heterosexuality and then start talking about sports that's literally just big muscular men rolling around on top of each other in fancy uniforms.

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If you think "fаggotry" has anything to do with sexuality...are you new here?

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Kentucky football can go undefeated for a decade and still not get half the love the wildcats basketball team does when they have a losing season.

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Never got why Alabama or Kentucky don't have NFL teams.

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They literally cannot pay people enough to move there

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It's been brought up time and again and has actually gotten a pretty decent push a few of those times. We would be way better off with an NBA team because of the built in basketball fanbase. As for MLB we pretty much have the reds because Cincinnati is a Kentucky city in all but cartography.

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Go jazz!!!

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???

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Tell me you weigh 600 pounds without telling me you weigh 600 pounds.

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These are the only based sports:

F1

Football (British)

Boxing

Snooker

Rugby

Sumo

Almost based:

Tennis

MMA

Skating (the board type and flatground only)

Neck yourself if you watch any of the following:

Cycling

Darts

Swimming

Bowls

The following is not a sport:

eSports

If your sport was not mentioned above then it is not based, but cringe.

And no, I'm not going to fix the formatting.

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Snooker

based

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Chess match with ridiculous fine motor control requirements. What's not to love?

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I played tennis, go to f1 yearly, play pick up football and frick you 🤬


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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I still love you.

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Oh man I used to watch a lot of snooker, not even sure why I stopped. Actually I do, it's less accessible to me rn, but still, fun sport.

FWIW there's a ton of good fun racing out there. Bike racing is really fun, and Aussies are kings of weird races - Stadium super trucks are r-slurred in a good way.

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All Motorsport that's not F1 gets put into almost based territory (especially WRC and Super GT) but I tried MotoGP and couldn't stand it tbh. Bikes have never been my thing but I respect the craft.

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This F1 season has been phenomenal. So glad I started watching it this year.

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You're about to make @TariqNasheed very mad.

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You’re very right and I’m somehow out of state with college friends to watch the UT OU game 😭


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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competitive slapping

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there are no based britbong sports

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The way burgers treat college sports is supremely r-slurred

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Your team sucks.

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Pls be okay Clifford :(

Anyways, it's good to know that Im straight <3

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Injuries suck. Who the heck boos injured players? What the heck?

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How to out yourself as a fat frick.

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What even is Clifford's injury? Any chance he will be back?

If they run the table they will still make the playoff.


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We don't comment on player injuries. That said, he was holding his right ribs. If it was a serious fracture, he would have gone to the hospital.

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We got an off week and then Illinois. So I imagine there is a decent chance he is back for OSU.


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The best televised sport is poker because all the players look like they snort meth behind a gas station

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:marseyseethe: tell me you’re an incel without saying it :marseyseethe:

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okay but alabama lost to fricking texas a and m like wtf they werent even ranked hahahaha

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