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Aevann capy/bara world's largest rodent  2yr ago (text post) 1204 thread views #18732
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who wants 3484 coins (all i have rn)

highest comment in upvotes gets them

edit: @JimieWhales won

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Thank you @Aevann for this signal honor. :marseyking:

The important thing to remember is that even though I only broke even today, and even though carp cheated with mod powers, and I cheated through a combination of bribery and making a bunch of alts, at the end of the day:

  • @carpathianflorist lost to me, just like he lost to his unmovable table

  • frick you, carp

  • Together, we've furthered the degeneration of this forum from a fun place to laugh at others into a hopelessly self-referential black hole of inside jokes, trainsphobia and stupid groomercord bullshit.

Give yourselves a round of applause.

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Together, we've furthered the degeneration of this forum from a fun place to laugh at others into a hopelessly self-referential black hole of inside jokes, trainsphobia and stupid groomercord bullshit.

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Carp netted dramacoin and you didn't, so Carp won.

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This is like coming onto a scene after a whole lot of tightly scripted action sequences involving a variety of mixed martial arts

You know everyone reached for their pistol, but really all you know

is @JimieWales is the fastest gun in the west

... for now...

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  • Saint_Nicholas : This report has more upvotes than its comment (0 is greater than -whatever the comment is at)

me

Anyone who downvotes me will catch a one day ban. Jeff snuck in before this edit, but I mean it going forward.

Actually, go ahead and downvote me if you want. I donโ€™t mind. I have a better plan. Furthermore:

:marseysneed:

How many accounts will he make to downvote this comment? Place your bets!

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@JimieWhales has gifted me 3484 dramacoin in exchange for amnesty. I will distribute 3484 dramacoin evenly among everyone who upvotes this comment if I win. Itโ€™s important that you upvote me and downvote him to make a point that we will not stand for bribery and corruption in our ranks.

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Awwww you do love me โค

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I would never make alts to downboat your comment, I'm not nearly motivated or petty enough

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its actually

update users set coins=42069 where username='Aevann';

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Case-sensitive usernames table? A man who likes to live dangerously, I see.

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SQL strings are case sensitive

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Postgres has a CITEXT data type that you can use to avoid shooting yourself in the face / writing loads of stupid validation logic in application code.

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thx but we dont use TEXT, we use VARCHAR (for char limit)

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@carpathianflorist if I give you 3484 dramacoin will you undelete my funny maymay?

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Yes

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Done, now upvote me you greedy frick.

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If I'd been smarter, I should have offered 3483 dramacoin and profited from this transaction.

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You changed your vote, you coward! But it's too late: you consented once and now I'm just going to keep fricking you.

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Filthy j-slurs deleting comments in this thread faster than a butthurt bardfin.

Filthy jannies.

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CARP BTFO

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I downvoted every comment in this thread including my own.

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No thanks I'm not a poorcel :gigachad2:

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so many deleted comments :marseygasp:

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Marsey demands it

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send it to me for safekeeping she says

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I know I'm too late, but cover me with money Daddy JPow.

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Any admins who action this comment like gussy more than Bussy.

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I want them

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