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The doomsday clock is like the most r-slurred soyboy "I heckin love science" shit I have ever seen. "Dude, look at the heckin clock that means we're dying 10000% for sure brooo.
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I'm sorry if you don't think the casino president guy calling people the n word doesn't make you panic about nuclear war.
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I don't remember that Mr. House dialogue option.
I'll soy myself for that one.
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Good.
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Downvoted for nihilism. Do better.
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No
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Doomsday clock now bulletin for clickbait articles
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imagine how intense the cooms will be
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Make it swift
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@carpathianflorist get a code monkey to add a "chad tay yes" gif. I can't find one and its making me mad.
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The Doomsday clock mattered when we were at war with the USSR. It hasn't mattered since.
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"I would only agree that a symbolic clock is as nourishing to the intellect as a photograph of oxygen to a drowning man."
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Me being dear leader and seeing its only 5 seconds from midnight:
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Hurry up
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Hasn't LE DOOMSDAY clock been at midnight for like the past fricking decade?
Some literal fricking r-slurs or genius shills get people to pay them to says the world is ending.
Some Chicken Little type beat smh my head
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They're gonna keep going until it hits nanoseconds to midnight.
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Cheap Chinese clock.
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I eventually grew to hate Samuel after I heard him having s*x with my sister. I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his peepee into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My sister said that he’s been with other girls before her, and I’m sure he lost his virginity at a much younger age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn’t even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever.
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